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What Narcissists Think And What They Say

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Do you know someone who has an excessive need for admiration and disregards others’ feelings?

Well, most understand narcissistic behavior, but we’re not sure what makes drives their actions? Or what narcissists think and what exactly do they mean. Learn more in this article.

Here’s What What Narcissists Think And What They Say

Not surprisingly, there is a great deal of interest in narcissism at the present time. Like most human traits and characteristics, narcissism falls on a spectrum from mild egotism and feelings of over-entitlement to delusional grandiosity, demands for admiration, and an utter lack of concern for other people. It is not uncommon for pathological narcissists to exhibit some sociopathic tendencies as well. Sociopaths (technically people with a diagnosable antisocial personality disorder) demonstrate a pervasive pattern of disregard for and violation of the rights of others, and a lack of empathy or remorse despite lying, cheating, and stealing.

In my 30 plus years of professional experience, I have come across my fair share of narcissists in a clinical setting. Many due to marital conflict, some due to legal problems, several owing to professional difficulties, and a few who presented with typical “grist for the therapy mill” such as anxiety and depression.

While this is certainly not a review of controlled research findings, I believe I have glimpsed the minds of a good number of narcissists and can therefore render these illustrations for your consideration.

While These Examples Are Highly Simplified Generalizations, In My Experience, They Nevertheless Convey The Basic Workings Of How Many Narcissists Think.

A narcissist hoping to bum a ride to a party with a “friend” gets a call from him.

Friend: “Hey, I was just rear-ended. My car is too damaged to drive and I’m waiting for the cops.”

Narcissists’ Words: “What?! Oh…Ah…, are you okay?”

Narcissists’ Thoughts: “Damn! Now I have to find another way to get to the party. What a hassle.”

A narcissist who borrowed money from a “friend” is asked when he can pay it back.

Friend: “Hey, when do you think you can give me back the money I lent you?”

Narcissists’ Words: “Oh, yeah… I meant to get that back to you, sorry. I’ll get it to you as soon as I can.”

Narcissists’ Thoughts: “Damn! I was hoping he wouldn’t ask for it back. Maybe if I stall long enough he’ll eventually stop asking for it.”

A narcissist’s spouse sees a sexually suggestive text on the narcissist’s phone and confronts him or her.

Spouse: “What is this? And who sent it to you?”

Narcissists’ Words: “Oh, that? It’s nothing. A friend of mine sent it to me because he/she wants my advice on how to handle it.”

Narcissists’ Thoughts: “Crap! That was careless of me. I’d better call Bob/Betty to help me create a backstory and cover this up. Damn her/him for snooping on my phone.”

A narcissist learns that his or her spouse has a terminal illness and probably has only one year to live.

Spouse: “I’m going to fight this thing and do anything it takes to beat it!”

Narcissist’s words: “I know.”

Narcissists’ Thoughts: “This sucks! Now I’ll be expected to play nursemaid—and who knows how much money this is going to cost. And then I’ll be alone and have to find someone else to be with.”

This is only a small sample of what I’ve come to learn about narcissists’ typical thought patterns, and how they operate as human beings. This is why I usually advise people that the best way to deal with narcissists is to avoid them whenever possible. Sadly, but also not surprisingly, many people who have the great misfortune to marry an extreme narcissist go through divorce. This is often due to the narcissist “trading up,” but also because of the beleaguered spouse finally having enough of the narcissist’s selfish, manipulative, deceitful behavior.

Related: How To Respond To Passive-Aggressive Behavior

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Clifford Lazarus

Dr. Clifford N. Lazarus is a licensed psychologist and Clinical Director of The Lazarus Institute. In addition to his general psychotherapy practice, Dr. Clifford Lazarus specializes in health and neuropsychology. Dr. Clifford Lazarus received his B.A., M.S., and Ph.D. in psychology from Rutgers University where he was a Henry Rutgers Research Scholar. From 1989 to 1994 he was the Associate Director of Princeton Biomedical Research, P.A., a leading facility dedicated to evaluating new generation psychiatric medications for pharmaceutical companies and the Food and Drug Administration. An internationally respected lecturer, Dr. Clifford Lazarus consults widely on matters of health psychology, evidence-based psychological treatment, and integrating medical and psychological treatments. In addition to his numerous professional publications, he has authored two popular books that have been translated into more than a dozen languages: Don’t Believe It For A Minute - Forty Toxic Ideas That Are Driving You Crazy; and The 60-Second Shrink - 101 Strategies For Staying Sane In a Crazy World. Dr. Clifford Lazarus has been honored by the Prescribing Psychologists’ Register for his outstanding contributions to the pioneering efforts of training in psychopharmacology for psychologists. In addition to his clinical and consultation work, from 1993 to 1998 Dr. Clifford Lazarus co-hosted a weekly, listener-call-in radio program "Mental Health Matters."View Author posts