The Narcissist’s Conditional Asterisk

Narcissists Conditional Asterisk

Any attempt to rely on the words and actions for any purpose which I deem contrary to my interests is an act or treason, sedition and absolute disloyalty on your part and you will be immediately tried, judged and sentenced by me in the High Court of My Rules and subjected to an appropriate response in order to ensure that your sedition is both punished and quashed.

Any attempt to relay these words and actions to a third party for the purposes of support or contradiction of my Absolute Rule is a further act of treason, sedition, and absolute disloyalty and will be met by a further immediate trial, judgement, and sentence by me in the Even Higher Court of My Rules and will result in your punishment and smearing to said third party.

I reserve the right to try, judge, and sentence the third party on whatever grounds I deem fit in order to maintain control over you, the third party and him over there as well.

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You can absolutely rely on what I have said, have done, or will do because I need you to be conned into such reliance, but I immediately withdraw the words and actions (without prejudice to my right to immediately reinstate them and maintain that they were never withdrawn in the first place) whenever it is necessary and appropriate for me to do so.

As always you have no recourse against me for such withdrawal (although there was never any actual withdrawal, don’t you remember? You don’t, I told you that you were losing your mind, you need to get some help and see somebody).

The moment the need for control has been established by the saying of the words and/or the doing of the deeds/actions overleaf then the words will no longer be acted on and will melt into nothingness and the deeds/actions will no longer be maintained and will similarly vanish into the ether.

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It is neither an excuse or reason with any validity whatsoever to claim that you did not know about this footnote and the terms and conditions contained within. You are irrevocably bound by this footnote and the power of my asterix (whereas I am neither bound at any time) and to claim you did not see it, did not know about it and/or did not understand it, is quite simply pathetic and you should be ashamed of yourself.

I don’t even see what I see in you to say the words (which I may or may have not said dependent on the needs of The Twin Lines of the Narcissistic Defence) and/or do the deeds/actions (which I may or may not have done dependent again on The Twin Lines of the Narcissistic Defence).

This footnote represents the entirety of the applicable terms save those which I deem necessary to make-up and add as and when is required to further assert or maintain control over you. Those terms remain equally valid and apply retrospectively to time at my absolute discretion. There are no waivers, exemptions, statutory safeguards, or common-law loopholes that apply to this footnote (save those generated by me and for me).

This footnote is to be interpreted in accordance with English, Mandarin, Swahili, and/or Narc and/or any other language including Nonsense, Gibberish, Word Salad, and Circularity. 

This footnote is subject to the jurisdiction of no courts other than those of my invention.

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Written by: HG Tudor
Originally appeared on Narcsite.com

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