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40+ Hilarious Mom Jokes That Will Make Your Mom Roar With Laughter

Hilarious Mom Jokes

With Mother’s Day just around the corner, it’s time to celebrate the most powerful superheroes in our lives, which are our mothers! Even though they deserve to be and should be celebrated every single day, dedicating a whole day to them and letting them know what they mean to us is not a bad idea, is it? And what better way to brighten this day for your mother, other than cracking a few funny mom jokes with her and making her laugh?

Mom jokes one-liners are one of the best ways to bond with your mother and spend some quality time with her, and not to forget, laugh out loud. Just to make this Mother’s Day more special and of course, funny, we have compiled a list of top mom jokes, some rib-tickling one-liners about motherhood, and mother’s day memes, that are going to make your mom roll on the floor with laughter.

So, what are good jokes to tell your mom that will make her laugh? Here are some of the best mom jokes and best jokes about moms. Enjoy!

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40 Funny Mom Jokes That Will Make Your Mom Roar With Laughter

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1. Daughter: “Mom, I need my personal space, please leave me alone!”
Mother: “You came out of my personal space, so save it.”

2. Son: “Hey mom, can I get $50?
Mom: “Do I look like I’m made of money?”
Son: “Well isn’t that what M.O.M. stands for?”

3. Sunday school teacher: Tell me, Johnny. Do you say prayers before eating?
Johnny: No, ma’am, I don’t have to. My mom’s a good cook.

4. Mom: I have the perfect son.
Neighbour: Does he smoke?
Mom: No, he doesn’t.
Neighbour: Does he drink whiskey?
Mom: No, he doesn’t.
Neighbour: Does he ever come home late?
Mom: No, he doesn’t.
Neighbour: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
Mom: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

5. Why did the baby strawberry start to cry?
His mom was in a jam.

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6. Son: “Mom, what’s a weekend?”
Mom: “I don’t know, sweetheart, I haven’t had one since you were born.”

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7. Why are computers so smart?
They listen to their motherboard.

8. Why was it so difficult for the pirate to call his mother?
She had left the phone off the hook.

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9. What did the mother tomato say to her baby tomato?
“Ketchup, dear!”

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10. Daughter: “Mom, what’s it like to have the best daughter in the world?”
Mother: “I don’t know, ask your grandma.”

11. What do you call a small mother?
A minimum.

12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yo mama.
Yo mama who?
Yo mama who knows you didn’t throw out the garbage like I asked you to.

13. Mom’s recipe for iced coffee:
Have kids.
Make coffee.
Forget you made coffee.
Put it in the microwave.
Forget you put it in the microwave.
Drink it cold.

14. Kid: “What’s a man?”
Dad: “A man is someone who is responsible and cares for their family.”
Kid: “I hope one day I can be a man just like mom!”

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40+ Hilarious Mom Jokes That Will Make Your Mom Roar With Laughter

15. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
“Mama, where’s pop corn?”

16. What did the mom say to her foal?
“It’s pasture bedtime, hun.”

17. What kind of boat is barely able to function but still manages to stay afloat?
The mother ship.

18. Night Mom: “Tomorrow, I’m going to get up early before all of the kids, pack their lunches, go for a run, cook a healthy breakfast, and enjoy 20 minutes of silent ‘me time.’”
Morning Mom: “Hahahahahaha. Nice try.”

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40+ Hilarious Mom Jokes That Will Make Your Mom Roar With Laughter

19. Son: “Mom, stop making jokes. You’re not funny.”
Mom: “I made you, didn’t I?”

20. What’s an astronaut mom’s favourite sweet?
Mars bars.

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