Fathers are special, and there are no two ways about it. What makes them more special is the fact that they are probably one of those few people in your life who genuinely guffaw at stupid jokes, or better still, dad jokes. So, why not make this day even more special by dedicating this amazing list of funny Father’s Day memes, that we have compiled just for all the amazing dads out there?
Here Are 70+ Funny Father’s Day Memes That Will Make Your Dad Go ROFL
“90% of being a dad is just showing up.”
Dad: No, we can’t have a dog.
Family: *gets a dog*
Dad and the dog:
What girls feel like when someone says “you look so much like your dad”
“Son: Dad, I want to marry. Dad: Say sorry. Son: For what? Dad: Say sorry. Son: But for what? Dad: You first say sorry. Son: But what’s my fault? Dad: You first say sorry. Son: At least tell me the reason. Dad: First, say sorry. Son: OK dad! I’m sorry. Dad: Now you are ready for marriage my son. Your training is complete. You’ve learned to say sorry without any reason.”
“33% of your job as a dad is staring at your kids like this until they act right.”
“When dad tells a terrible joke but you need $20.”
“Absent father, oh no! Where’d he go! Includes bodysuit and the pack of cigarettes he went for.”
“Goes out Friday night for baby wipes.”
Dude I made this with my balls.
As a single dad, this pretty much sums up my life right now.
Being a dad isn’t about eating a huge bag of gummy-bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word hero.
“Best part of being a dad is I can do almost anything and people are like OMG, YOU”RE THE BEST DAD IN THE WORLD!!! I’m like…for making my son a PBJ? Meanwhile, my wife who does 90% of the work can tweet how she needs an hour for herself to recoup and people will try to shame her.”
Parenting level: Single dad
“Agent Orange: I”m 46 and my girlfriend is 8? months pregnant and I’m starting to panic about things. Am I too old to be a dad in most people’s eyes? thatfunnyblog: I think I just had a miniature heart attack.”
Oh ignore me, I’m just loading my rifle. Of course you can take my daughter to prom.
No dad, please not again.
My friend gave birth in her car on the the way to the hospital and her husband named the kid Carson and if you don’t think that’s the best dad joke ever get out of my face.
“Dad, when is Father’s Day? Nine months before Mother’s Day.”
“My mom was a tiger. My dad was a brave dog.”
“My daughter is allowed, 3 male friends. The father, the son, and the holy spirit.”
“Me: Mom? Mom: Yeah? Me: Why is it taking dad over 4 years to get milk?”
“Me: Gets bad grades on my report card. My clueless dad: I guess I should be disappointed.”
“I made you this dad! Wow! What the hell is it?”
“Life is hard living in the shadows of my dad.”
“Kid: [sobbing] Something happened to my toy, daddy! It’s not making sounds anymore! You:”
“Jesus surfing with his dad.”
“It’s okay, I got this one dad…Move it or lose it granny!!!”
“It’s her first driving lesson. Dad is taking some precautions.”
“Dad in the bathroom VS Mom in the bathroom.”
“I’m gonna take your phone away because I am dad.”
“I love my dad…”
“Husband: Honey, where is our puppy. Wife: She’s out with that black lab again. Husband: (slams paws) WHAT!”
“HER: I love guys who are like my dad. ME: leaves. HER: He’s the one.”
“Dad memes: He can too!”
“Happy Father’s Day. Sincerely, daddy’s little squirt.”
“Good, good…Let the dad-ness flow through you.”
“Dad. Thanks for bearing with me.”
“Dad’s Father’s Day Gift: What I wanted to buy him. What mom wanted to buy him. What he probably wanted. What we wanted to eat. What he wanted to eat. What dad will have to settle with.”
“My father told me that I’m in the 1%. He also mentioned that condoms work 99% of the time.”
“Happy Father’s Farter’s Day.”
“Father’s Day dad memes. Expectation: Happy Father’s Day daddy! Thank you, sweetie. Reality: Happy Father’s Day. You ate my cake didn’t you?”
“Exact photo description of a dad joke in action.”
“Every restaurant in the world be packed on Mother’s Day but they want US to BBQ on Father’s Day…”
Dude, I made this with my balls.
“Dads out here can’t wait to turn these bad boys green this mowing season.”
“Dad, thanks for having me before the internet could ruin my childhood.”
“Dad, thanks for giving me just enough emotional baggage to be in a creative field but not enough to be a prostitute.”
“Dad, I want an iPhone X. What’s the secret word, son? Karen. Who is Karen? Your lover, dad. Do you want it with a case too?”
“Cheers to all the father’s out there who didn’t raise Cowboys fans.”
“I love being a dad. But sometimes it can be a real challenge…And sometimes I fantasize about ditching my kid on an off-road and freeing myself from the burden, but…Whoops. Whelp…I’m walking on sunshine.”
“Dad, will you put my hair in a bun?”
“Bring my daughter back before 8 or I will find you…and kill you.”
“Best dad ever!!!”
“Happy belated Father’s Day from someone who has clearly inherited your absent-mindedness.”
“As a single dad, this pretty much sums up my life right now.”
“Dad…You are my father.”
“Dad? Am I adopted? No, why the f*** would I pick you?”
“A girl got a text from a boy asking to see her in her bra…dad replied.”
“I’ve been making dad jokes for years but my wife and I are expecting our first child and I’ve finally been making dad jokes while actually being a dad. When we were in the hospital I got my wife a blanket. What was awesome was they were kept in this machine that was specifically made to heat blankets. I laid the blanket over my wife and said, ‘do you think they keep these at womb temperature?’ I heard a nurse laugh for a solid 3 minutes.” This is beautiful. This is my legacy.
Hope your Father’s Day isn’t too awkward.
“When you haven’t even been born yet and you can already see your dad leaving.”
This is the last straw. When dads protest.
“I saw dad with mom last night. I think he was stealing my milk.”
Mother’s Day commercials: diamonds on sale for $3000 Father’s Day commercials: Men’s target cargo shorts on sale for $11
Are you even a parent until you’ve mastered the “hook me up with come candy reach behind”???
Gas prices: *drop by 3 cents* Dads:
You’re the world’s greatest dad although my frame of reference is limited.
Dad, don’t forget to wish your own dad a Happy Father’s Day today.
Oh, you bought me gifts for Father’s Day? Can I please have back my credit card you used to buy them?
Dad, I’m hungry
Hi, Hungry. I’m dad
Dad, I’m serious
No, You’re hungry
No I’m dad
Happy Father’s Day to the man who still refuses to ask Google Maps for directions even when he doesn’t know where he’s going.
Facebook…where dads whose children are their last priority can pretend to be the world’s best parent. Grow some balls and be a Dad!
On Father’s Day, remember you could be doing a lot worse.
So, are you and your dad laughing your guts out reading these Father’s Day memes? Tell us in the comments below, which were your and your dad’s favorites!