The Way You Kiss Based on Your Zodiac Sign

5. Leo (July 23 to August 22)

Leos are some of the most charismatic people in the great expanse of the mystical zodiac. You, Leos, have a natural swagger, what the French call “je nais se quoi.”

Not only are you effortlessly sexy, you’re just f*cking fun to be around. And fun = sexy.

Your kisses are perfectly playful. Your kisses tease us. Kissing you is like playing a game, except a game that leaves you hot and teeming with relentless desire.

You’re the kind of kisser we could make out with at a bar all night and just have a such a f*cking blast that we want to go home with you just to see what kind of fun kinky sex toys are hiding under your bed.


6. Virgo (August 23 to September 22)

Virgos are some of the most compassionate entities you will ever meet, ever. Especially a Virgo who is secure within him or herself.

Virgos are extremely selfless and love to be of service to others. If you’re lucky enough to get kissed by a darling Virgo, he or she will be the kind of kisser who listens to your body and what it wants (a rare feat in this narcissistic digital age).

Virgos will follow your lead. They can read your kissing energy like a f*cking book.

If your body is begging for it to be slow and soft, a Virgo will give it to you slow and soft. If your body is begging for hardcore, hyper-sexual, lip-biting kisses — a Virgo will give hardcore, hyper-sexual, lip-biting kisses.

Now oral sex with a Virgo? That’s a whole other article.


7. Libra (September 23 to October 22)

Libras might be seeking balance and consistency in most parts of their lives, but not necessarily in their love lives.

Libras are true romantics who have been drugged by the intoxication of the fairy tale harder than any other sign in the zodiac. They’re patiently waiting for Prince (or Princess) Charming to swoop in and take them for a midnight stallion ride into a flaming orange sunset.

A Libra’s kisses are movie star kisses. You kiss beautifully — you kiss in such a delicate way that it doesn’t offend even the most conservative crowd in public.

You kiss with tenderness, never using too much tongue or embarking on painful lip-bites.

No one does the “love” kiss like a Libra.


8. Scorpio (October 23 to November 21)

Oh, don’t tempt me a kiss from a Scorpio. You are (from my personal experience) the most powerful force of kissing nature in the entire zodiac. For a submissive kitten like me, your over-the-top dominance is a wild, insatiable turn-on.

A kiss from a Scorpio is aggressive. A Scorpio will bite your bottom lip and press you up against a wall. Your lips will be swollen and sore after a kissing sesh with a Scorpio.

See, Scorpios don’t half-ass anything. Prepare to find yourself hot and bothered after kissing a Scorpio. You can’t just walk into a civilized family dinner afterward — you will have bright red lips and will be wet between the legs.

Hey Scorpio, looking for a single Taurus to kiss the sh*t out of? You know where to find me (wink face).

21 Replies to “The Way You Kiss Based on Your Zodiac Sign”

  1. Capricorns are not like that.
    They are passionate and intense and can steal your breath away. They take possession of your mouth or whatever part of you their mouth touches. That part of you is no longer yours but is theirs and their will controls the pleasure you feel from it. Darkly intense, powerful, passionate, and seductive hiding beneath a responsible and controlled facade.

    Unfortunately for me, I had terrible breath when the Capricorn kissed me. I had honestly not thought anything would happen. I left in a rush from the house that morning and didnt even think I was going to end up where I did. Pretty big turn off. But, he surprised the heck out of me.

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