We can’t be angels all the time. Aries can’t help it they live in impulse, while Pisces gullibility gets them in a lot of trouble. Although some of us have trouble controlling our temper like Gemini, who often times has many personalities, it’s wise to know our dark side.
1. Aries’ motto should be “Now! Now! Now!” They are the most impulsive and impatient of all the signs.
2. If it’s not an Aries’ idea, an Aries doesn’t care about it.
3. Being the youngest sign in the zodiac, Aries can be reeaaaalll
Taurus (April 20th-May 20th)
1. Possessive and materialistic, sometimes it seems like Taurus missed the preschool lesson on sharing.
2. Good luck getting a Taurus to budge in an argument. They are painfully stubborn.
3. Lazy and self-indulgent, it can also be tough to get them to budge from the couch.
Gemini (May 21st-June 20th)
1. Geminis have so many different personalities, you never know who you’re gonna get.
2. When talking to a Gemini, don’t expect to get a word in edgewise. They love to hear themselves talk.
3. Slam poetry! Dance improve! Baroque architecture! Computer programming! Geminis have so many interests and hobbies they have a hard time committing to any one thing.
Cancer (June 21st-July 22nd)
1. It’s no wonder the Cancer symbol is the crab. They’re moody with a capital M.
2. Cautious and timid, it can take years to coax a Cancer out of their comfort zone.
3. Cancers are so sensitive that any little thing could offend them. This article, for example. (Sorry!)
Leo (July 23rd-August 22nd)
1. A Leo has never met a mirror they didn’t love.
2. Beware the Leo’s charms–if they want something from you, they’ll probably get it.
3. A Leo’s need to be the center of attention can be problematic. Do you believe that the world revolves around Leos? Because they sure do.
Virgo (August 23rd-September 22nd)
1. Proceed with caution when hanging out with a Virgo–you never know what they’re going to judge you for.
2. Detail-oriented perfectionists, a Virgo won’t even hear what you’re saying if there’s a crooked picture frame in the room.
3. Virgos are such pessimists that if they’re feeling a little down, the world might as well be ending.
Libra (September 23rd-October 22nd)
1. Trying to make dinner plans with a Libra? You might as well wait for breakfast, because it will take at least that long for them to weigh every possible option.
2. A Libra will abandon their own values to make everyone else happy and keep the peace.
3. Libra’s fascination with beauty means they spend copious amounts of time prepping and primping to make themselves beautiful.
Scorpio (October 23rd-November 21st)
1. Don’t dare wrong a Scorpio. They won’t ever forget it, and they will make your life a living hell.
2. Scorpios’ powers of manipulation can seriously mess with your mental health.
3. There’s no such thing as a simple bad mood for a Scorpio – only an endless spiral into the depths of darkness and despair.
Sagittarius (November 22nd-December 21st)
1. Sagittarians are honest and blunt to the point of being tactless and hurtful.
2. The term “know it all” was probably invented to describe a Sagittarius.
3. If it’s not a new and exciting adventure, a Sagittarius is probably bored.
Capricorn (December 22nd-January 19th)
1. Capricorns are so controlled that “letting go” and “going with the flow” are totally foreign concepts to them.
2. A Capricorn won’t think twice about using someone for their own benefit.