The Way You Kiss Based on Your Zodiac Sign

Do you know that the way you kiss is based on your zodiac sign?

The Way You Kiss Based on Your Zodiac Sign

1. Aries (March 21 to April 19)

Oh, my super lovely, vehemently untamable, gloriously adventurous, slightly-intimidating-yet-gorgeously-naïve Aries. You’re one of my absolute favorites.

You kiss impulsively. You will kiss us in the middle of a bustling city street full of people. You will kiss in the middle of the woods. You might even kiss us in a bar teeming with a sea of gawking strangers.

What I love about your kisses is they leave us so sorely surprised. You’ve mastered the art of the sneaky little kiss — except it’s always a welcomed surprise from an Aries.

Your kisses are as wild, passionate and adventurous as you are, my sweet and sexy Aries creature. So, the way you kiss is based on your zodiac sign.


2. Taurus (April 20 to May 20)

Not only am I a tried-and-true Taurus girl of the modern world, but I’ve kissed more than a few of my own kind (is that taboo?).

We are earth signs who need to feel connected to everything we do. Especially when it comes to intimacy. We don’t phone our kisses in; we feel the f*ck out of them.

We don’t bestow our sensual lips upon just anyone, you know. But when we trust you and decide you’re worthy, we will kiss you indulgently (usually while wearing very expensive lipstick).

We are slow kissers. We get off on teasing our partners with our smooth, sensual kisses. We aren’t going to aggressively stick our tongues in your mouth and have at it. Our smooth-as-honey kisses always leave you wanting (begging) for more.


3. Gemini (May 21 to June 20)

Let’s get real: Geminis are pretty f*cking sexy kissers. Your ruling planet is Mercury, and you like to EXPLORE. You especially like to explore our mouths with your tongues.

You’re also a twin, so you’re an impressively multi-faceted kisser. You can kiss slow and sensual, hard and intense as f*ck, and aggressively sexual. You’re all about exploring all kinds of kisses, in one lone makeout session.

The only trouble you run into is when you find yourself kissing a person who can’t keep up with your rapid, changing pace.

You require a kissing partner who can match the unabashed, frenetic, energetic kissing vibrations that radiate from your keen lips, otherwise you, my lovely Gemini, will find yourself bored as f*ck.


4. Cancer (June 21 to July 22)

Cancers are one of the most complicated, hypersensitive signs in all of the zodiac (but you have to be complex to be a good lover).

You cancers appear hard and tough on the outside, but on the inside, you’re f*cking goo. You’re like a Cadbury Creme Egg.

Your softer side is expressed in your kisses. Your love is expressed through your lips. Your kisses aren’t cheap barstool kisses. You kiss with f*cking soul. You write f*cking love letters in your kisses. Your kisses are f*cking deep (but not in a creepy way).

After you kiss cancer, you will feel fully satisfied — and even if they ARE just using you for sex, their kisses make you feel like they deeply and totally care about you (which they probably do. They care about almost everyone — even one-night stands).

21 COMMENTS

  1. I can believe it but never dated or got to 2nd base I am a Scorpio.

    “Oh, don’t tempt me a kiss from a scorpio. You are (from my personal experience) the most powerful force of kissing nature in the entire zodiac. For a submissive kitten like me, your over-the-top dominance is a wild, insatiable turn-on.

    A kiss from a Scorpio is aggressive. A Scorpio will bite your bottom lip and press you up against a wall. Your lips will be swollen and sore after a kissing sesh with a scorpio.

    See, Scorpios don’t half-ass anything. Prepare to find yourself hot and bothered after kissing a Scorpio. You can’t just walk into a civilized family dinner afterward — you will have bright red lips and will be wet between the legs.”

  2. At times when i feel to just be the little me.. i am tempted to read something “mindless” as some would say.. but being the playful person that i am.. a little crazy… but this is so spot on for me. As an Arien i totally agree with what this says… sometimes, giggles, sorry for the other half

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