How many times have you thought that modern relationships are a hoax? Yes, they sure are.

How many times have you wished to have a long term relationship that is secure and comfortable? I am sure you have thought about it.


But what if your want for a relationship is not getting fulfilled because of some of your own habits? What if we tell you that there are some things you are doing wrong cause trouble in your relationships?

Here’s a rough list of what you do that makes you lose a guy… forever!

1. Don’t learn what emotional intimacy is.

What if the modern world forgot to teach you that more than anything else, a balanced relationship needs emotional intimacy? Emotional Intimacy is the feeling of comfort and warmth that enables you to emotionally open up to the other person. But we are so caught up in the façade that relationships are these days, that we totally overlook the emotional intimacy bit. It is excruciatingly essential if you haven’t figured that bit already.

2. Don’t respect him.

If you want to get rid of him, never respect him. Don’t respect his ideas or beliefs or feelings. Make him feel that whatever the hell he thinks is usually useless. Make sure he knows that you don’t respect him even a darn jot. Make him feel that even when he is 100% absolutely correct about things and even when he deserves to be respected, you don’t care about respecting him because obviously, his feelings do not matter at all.

So don’t you dare show any sort of respect for him. If you do, maybe he will stick with you forever and that can’t be good.

3. Don’t like him.

If you want to make your partner a jumble of insecurities and issues, show that you don’t like him. Make love to him and be in love with him but don’t like him at all. Detest his ways and point out all the things that you dislike about him and surely you are good to go. Remember, that dislike must be absolutely shown.

4. Complain about him.

Do not praise him ever. In fact, tell all your friends that he is a jerk and how you wish you had never met him ever. Tell your partner also that you deserve so much better than him and that you will do better off without his irritating presence. Make sure that he knows that you are keeping a count of all the stupid things that he does. Complain as much as possible and to everyone around you.

5. Judge him.

Every day, he does at least a zillion things that you can judge and insult him for. The more you judge him, the more he will resist himself from sharing his thoughts and ideas with you and don’t you want that? It would be so much peaceful that ways. So judge him often and insult him appropriately.

6. Don’t trust him.

He is a man. Of course, you cannot judge him. He is a jerk who just needs sex and in order to get it, he will tell you every darn lie in the whole wide world. So how can you trust him? Be doubtful of everything that he says. Even if he says he was in the washroom, don’t trust him. He must be up to something all the time. What else do these men even do?

7. Blame him.

Blame him for every wrong thing that has ever happened to you. If you want, go ahead and blame him for global warming and for the worldwide rise of fascism. Blaming him for everything will make you so very peaceful inside and you will become so much better a person.

8. Stay angry.

Come on, if you guys have a fight, it’s totally his responsibility to convince you to placate you because you are never wrong. He is the ungrateful jerk so obviously, he should come and apologize. You must totally stay angry no matter what he says. Don’t even get convinced very soon otherwise they learn to hurt you often.

9. Don’t be reliable.

Make sure that he knows that he cannot count on you for anything. Make sure that you are never ever there for him when he needs you. Why would you be reliable? You ain’t getting paid for it. So, be absent when he needs a hand to hold. Run away when he needs a shoulder to lean on.

10. Don’t take responsibility.

Never ever say that you were wrong. Why would it be your fault? Don’t even take any responsibility for any chore whatsoever. Relationships aren’t equal spaces. He should take responsibility for every task and for every wrong.

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