Modern Dating: Why You Hate It According To Your Zodiac Sign

 

CANCER

Cancers are sensual and peaceful creatures whose versions of hot night together consist of candles, intimacy and lots of cuddling afterwards. Sorry buddy!  Not your cup of tea. Swipers only hit and then quit. No cuddles. No candles.

 

LEO

Leos love the whole dating ritual of gift giving, letter writing, dinners, understanding, romance, dancing and long nights of hot passion. Gift giving? Not happening. Letter writing? Who writes that in the ages of messenger and WhatsApp? Dinner dates? If you are lucky, maybe. Understanding- Do you guys even know your full names?  Romantic dancing? Never. Hot passion? Always.

So, final verdict is a big ‘No’.

 

VIRGO

When dating a Virgo, the relationship gets better over time. One just has to look past their first impression — it might work if the swiper you choose is interested enough to meet several times and not bale out midway.

 

LIBRA

When it comes to dating, a Libra has to feel a mental and physical connection before giving away their heart. Abundance of physical contact will mean absolutely nothing to the Libras if there exists no mental connections. Not your cup of tea, Libras.

 

SCORPIO

As for their desires it doesn’t matter what a Scorpio is trying to go after. For them dating is about either about everything or about nothing at all —you’ll never know what’s the current status of your relationship. Are they seeing anyone else? You never know how much you matter to them. Their secretive nature might as well just piss you off.

 

SAGITTARIUS

The hardest part about dating them is that they slip into lecturing you at the wrong moment and can come off as a condescending know-it-all — not at all a good idea while texting! At least now you know what is driving them all away.

 

CAPRICORN

Capricorns need some reassurance that you have your shit together. Capricorns are known to be picky — and with so many to choose from, indecision will always make it hard for them to choose. They will find themselves liking so many yet being unable to decide who to date.

 

AQUARIUS

Aquarius is known for beauty, creativity, and intelligence. They prefer to be your friend first. They prefer to hold off on experiencing major emotions because, for them, it’s unstable, powerful, and unsettling. You probably would keep emotional wrecks away making you look cold-hearted and cruel, while in reality you are just avoiding drama like a boss.

 

PISCES

Pisces are a mix of old soul, empathy, and being just a tad bit edgy. Pisces is known for being one of the nicest signs, so sometimes the sign overcompensates after doing something bad, even though it goes against their principles. All the wrath of modern dating is just too cruel for you to try. You deserve one potential partner with good music.

 

Modern dating is an art, like the art of war. If you master it, it’s well and good. Otherwise, one can simply live the ‘butterflies in the stomach’ moments and cherish memories under the starry night.

 


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