29 ‘I Hate Christmas’ Quotes For Anyone Feeling Like The Grinch

I Hate Christmas

Ever thought about reading I hate Christmas quotes? Well, every year, it seems like Christmas comes earlier than usual. The holiday season is right around the corner, as soon as we put away the Halloween decorations or finish up with Thanksgiving. For some, the Christmas season is the most wonderful time of the year but for some of us it may be extremely stressful, emotionally draining, and can bring up painful memories. Do you also roll your eyes and find yourself thinking, “I hate Christmas.”

Well, you’re not alone, according to a survey by the American Psychological Association, many people go through high-stress levels over the holidays due to a lack of money and time, gift-giving obligations or family reunions. So, if you’re more like the Grinch than Cindy Lou and want to try something new this holiday season, here are some I hate Christmas quotes for you.

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29 I Hate Christmas Quotes For This Holiday Season

1. “Mentally I’m ready for Christmas. Financially I’m not ready for Christmas.” – Unknown

2. “Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.” — Bridger Winegar

3. “Keep calm and let me hate Christmas.” — Unknown

4. “This Christmas instead of gifts, I’m giving everyone my opinions.” — Unknown

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29 'I Hate Christmas' Quotes For Anyone Feeling Like The Grinch

5. “Whether you’re offended by me saying Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas, take comfort in knowing I don’t really mean either.” — Unknown

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29 'I Hate Christmas' Quotes For Anyone Feeling Like The Grinch

6. “All I want for Christmas is for it to be over.” — Unknown

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29 'I Hate Christmas' Quotes For Anyone Feeling Like The Grinch

7. “May your medications trick you into believing you’re actually having a Merry Christmas.” — Unknown

8. “Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.” — Unknown

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29 'I Hate Christmas' Quotes For Anyone Feeling Like The Grinch

9. “What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” — Phyllis Diller

10. “This Christmas I’ve decided to put the mistletoe in my back pocket, so all the people I don’t like can kiss my a$$.” — Unknown

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11. “Don’t annoy me this week, because if you do…I will give your number to all the kids and tell them it’s Santa’s hotline.” — Unknown

12.  “I’m not romantic, and I don’t like Christmas.” — Paula Hawkins

13. “The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.” — Joan Rivers

14. “My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on.” — Unknown

15. “Dear Santa, just leave your credit card under the tree.” — Unknown

16. “She wondered if being good at being naughty counted?” — Unknown

17. “My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we’re having a change. We’re going to let her in.” — Leslie “Les” Dawson, Jr.

18. “Christmas is a magical time of year… I just watched all my money magically disappear.” — Unknown

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29 'I Hate Christmas' Quotes For Anyone Feeling Like The Grinch

19. “Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.” — Victor Borge

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29 'I Hate Christmas' Quotes For Anyone Feeling Like The Grinch

20. “I’m trying to get into the holiday spirit but the damn bottle won’t open.” — Unknown

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29 'I Hate Christmas' Quotes For Anyone Feeling Like The Grinch

21. “One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.” — Louis C.K.

22. “There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them.” — P.J. O’Rourke

23 “Nobody sent me a Christmas card today. I almost wish there weren’t a holiday season. I know nobody likes me. Why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it?” — A Charlie Brown Christmas Movie

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