45 Funny Science Jokes and Puns


Science is definitely a serious business, from research work, medicine & technology to climate change and a lot more. But what about relaxing once in a while?

No matter how busy our profession is, we all need to unwind and sometimes nothing feels better than laughing at funny science jokes and getting a rush of endorphins.

So what tickles a rational mind, except for Newton’s Laws? If you have friends and family who enjoy funny jokes and are also science lovers, tell them these funny science jokes from below to give you all a reason to laugh together and make you sound like a genius.

Funny Science Jokes and Puns

1. Q. What do you call the group of people before millennials that love water?

A. Hydro generation X

2. A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.

A. He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”

3. Q: Why did the cloud date the fog?

A: He was so down to earth.

45 Funny Science Jokes and Puns

4. Q: Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

A: They’re always working with solutions.

45 Funny Science Jokes and Puns

5. Q: What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into another?

A: Sorry! My Fault.

6. Q: What do protons and life coaches have in common?

A: They know how to stay positive

6. Q: Why did the chemist hang up periodic table posters everywhere?

A: It made him feel like he was in his element.

7. Q: What did the helpless T cell say when facing the infection?

A: Is there antibody out there?

8. Q: Why is combining a proton and an electron to make a neutron so popular?

A: It’s free of charge.

9. Q: What sound does a subatomic duck make?

A: Quark.

10. Q: Where does criminal light end up?

A: In prism.

45 Funny Science Jokes and Puns

11. Q: Where did the chemist have his lunch?

A: On a periodic table.

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45 Funny Science Jokes and Puns

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12. Q: What do you call a bunch of iron atoms at a carnival?

A: A ferrous wheel.

13. Q: What did the infectious disease say when the bartender refused him service?

A: Well, you’re not a very good host.

14. Q: How did the thermometer insult the graduated cylinder?

A: She said, “You may have graduated, but I have more degrees.”

15. Q: What will never go viral no matter how popular they get?

A: Antibiotics.

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