30 Funny Math Jokes For Every Math-Geek

It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that mathematics is not, at all, funny. While math can make some cry more than their partners can, for math lovers the pleasure of solving a challenge is beyond satisfactory. However you see math, you will surely enjoy these funny math jokes.




Although maths is a whole different world inside addition and subtraction, it’s also a hard nut to crack for many people. Scratch that, it’s a nightmare for many.

That is why every teacher is on the lookout for a way to make the subject of maths more engaging. Here comes in maths jokes for the rescue. Math jokes are perfect to make math lessons more entertaining also help understanding concepts from math lessons. Math jokes are a clever way to understand math principles better.

Jokes apart…. Jokes and riddles are amazing at helping develop critical thinking and problem-solving skills. Jokes and riddles have a way of improving comprehension skills and also have a lot of other importance to the intellectual growth of kids and how they socialize.

Now, we are not the only one; Mathematician and author John Allen Paulos in his book Mathematics and Humor described the relationship between humor and mathematics, how mathematical theory and jokes can go hand in hand.



Here we have accumulated some of the best math jokes that are entertaining and can also make math fun (Well Almost). These jokes can be used as a strategy to get students to engage with maths or to kid around with their your best buddy, or to simply revise the memory lane of the real, rational, irrational, and complex (numbers, what did you think?).

Read: 10 Tricky Riddles To Sharpen Your Brain

Now, what can be better than having fun while learning at the same time? And, who would have thought calculus, integers could be so funny?




30 best funny math jokes that will make you crack up laughing

Funny Math Jokes

1. Do you know why the quarter doesn’t roll down the hill with the nickel?
Yes! Because it had more cents!

2. Why does nobody talk to circles?
Because there is no point!

3. How algebra can help you to be a better dancer?
Because you can use the algo-rhythm!

4. What’s the best way to serve pi?
A la mode. Anything else is mean.

Serve Meaning

5. Why did ⅕ go to the masseuse?
Because it was two-tenths!

6. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.

PUmpkin PI

7. Do you know why seven eight nine?
Because you’re supposed to eat three squared meals a day!

8. Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
Because they’ll never meet.

9. Why do math teachers love parks so much?
Because of all the natural logs.

10. Write the expression for the volume of a thick crust pizza with height “a” and radius “z”.
Explanation: The formula for volume is π·(radius)2·(height). In this case, pi·z·z·a.

Write the expression

11. How does Donald Trump do calculus integration?
He makes sure to grab it by the +c

Trump

12. How does a ghost solve a quadratic equation?
By completing the scare.




Cos

13. Why did the triangle make the basketball team over the square?
He always made three-pointers.

Read: Choose A Cosmic Pattern: Find Out What Sacred Geometry Reveals About Your Spirit

14. Why won’t Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it?
It’s too cubed.

15. Why mathematicians aren’t usually on the beach?
Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan.

16. What happens when you hire an odd-job guy to do 8 jobs?
They only do 1, 3, 5, and 7.

Odd JOB

17. A farmer counted 297 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 300.

18. How do you get from point A to point B?
Just take an x-y plane or a rhom’bus.

19. Who invented the Round Table?
Sir Cumference.

20. Why did the triangle make the basketball team over the square?
He always made three-pointers.




21. Two fathers and two sons go fishing. Each of them catches one fish. So why do they bring home only three fish?
Because the fishing group comprises a grandfather, his son, and his son’s son – hence just three people.

22. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9!

23. Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach? 
It was over 90 degrees.

24. What do you call a gentleman who spent all the summer at the beach? 
A tangent.

Onion

25. What’s an opinion without 3.14?
It’s just an onion!




math jokes

26. Why did the math professor divide sin by tan?
Just cos.

math jokes

27. How do you get warm in a cold room?
Just stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees!

Warm

28. Why did the Romans think algebra was so easy?
They knew X was always 10!

29. Teacher asks the student: What is the half of 8?
Student: Miss horizontally or vertically?
Teacher: What do mean?
Student: Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is 3.

30. What do you call an angle that is adorable?
Acute angle

Liked these funny math jokes? Then why not share them with your friends?




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It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that mathematics is not, at all, funny. While math can make some cry more than their partners can, for math lovers the pleasure of solving a challenge is beyond satisfactory. However you see math, you will surely enjoy these funny math jokes.




Although maths is a whole different world inside addition and subtraction, it’s also a hard nut to crack for many people. Scratch that, it’s a nightmare for many.

That is why every teacher is on the lookout for a way to make the subject of maths more engaging. Here comes in maths jokes for the rescue. Math jokes are perfect to make math lessons more entertaining also help understanding concepts from math lessons. Math jokes are a clever way to understand math principles better.

Jokes apart…. Jokes and riddles are amazing at helping develop critical thinking and problem-solving skills. Jokes and riddles have a way of improving comprehension skills and also have a lot of other importance to the intellectual growth of kids and how they socialize.

Now, we are not the only one; Mathematician and author John Allen Paulos in his book Mathematics and Humor described the relationship between humor and mathematics, how mathematical theory and jokes can go hand in hand.



Here we have accumulated some of the best math jokes that are entertaining and can also make math fun (Well Almost). These jokes can be used as a strategy to get students to engage with maths or to kid around with their your best buddy, or to simply revise the memory lane of the real, rational, irrational, and complex (numbers, what did you think?).

Read: 10 Tricky Riddles To Sharpen Your Brain

Now, what can be better than having fun while learning at the same time? And, who would have thought calculus, integers could be so funny?




30 best funny math jokes that will make you crack up laughing

Funny Math Jokes

1. Do you know why the quarter doesn’t roll down the hill with the nickel?
Yes! Because it had more cents!

2. Why does nobody talk to circles?
Because there is no point!

3. How algebra can help you to be a better dancer?
Because you can use the algo-rhythm!

4. What’s the best way to serve pi?
A la mode. Anything else is mean.

Serve Meaning

5. Why did ⅕ go to the masseuse?
Because it was two-tenths!

6. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.

PUmpkin PI

7. Do you know why seven eight nine?
Because you’re supposed to eat three squared meals a day!

8. Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
Because they’ll never meet.

9. Why do math teachers love parks so much?
Because of all the natural logs.

10. Write the expression for the volume of a thick crust pizza with height “a” and radius “z”.
Explanation: The formula for volume is π·(radius)2·(height). In this case, pi·z·z·a.

Write the expression

11. How does Donald Trump do calculus integration?
He makes sure to grab it by the +c

Trump

12. How does a ghost solve a quadratic equation?
By completing the scare.




Cos

13. Why did the triangle make the basketball team over the square?
He always made three-pointers.

Read: Choose A Cosmic Pattern: Find Out What Sacred Geometry Reveals About Your Spirit

14. Why won’t Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it?
It’s too cubed.

15. Why mathematicians aren’t usually on the beach?
Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan.

16. What happens when you hire an odd-job guy to do 8 jobs?
They only do 1, 3, 5, and 7.

Odd JOB

17. A farmer counted 297 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 300.

18. How do you get from point A to point B?
Just take an x-y plane or a rhom’bus.

19. Who invented the Round Table?
Sir Cumference.

20. Why did the triangle make the basketball team over the square?
He always made three-pointers.




21. Two fathers and two sons go fishing. Each of them catches one fish. So why do they bring home only three fish?
Because the fishing group comprises a grandfather, his son, and his son’s son – hence just three people.

22. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9!

23. Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach? 
It was over 90 degrees.

24. What do you call a gentleman who spent all the summer at the beach? 
A tangent.

Onion

25. What’s an opinion without 3.14?
It’s just an onion!




math jokes

26. Why did the math professor divide sin by tan?
Just cos.

math jokes

27. How do you get warm in a cold room?
Just stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees!

Warm

28. Why did the Romans think algebra was so easy?
They knew X was always 10!

29. Teacher asks the student: What is the half of 8?
Student: Miss horizontally or vertically?
Teacher: What do mean?
Student: Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is 3.

30. What do you call an angle that is adorable?
Acute angle

Liked these funny math jokes? Then why not share them with your friends?




Funny Math Jokes
Math Jokes Pin



Published On:

Last updated on:

Penelope Bell

Hi there, I am someone who loves the idea of being happy at all costs. I like to believe that life is too short for any negativity, smile and make the most of it, and Coffee helps too. Reading and writing are always keeping me engaged and entertained. I enjoy grabbing my headphone and go for a walk. Helping others is what I am passionate about because one of the best things you can do in your life is to let people know they are not alone.

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