Zodiac Signs When You Bitch About Them And They Find Out
Aries: Fight me b*tch.
Taurus: I’ll never share my food with you again, you’re not a true friend.
Gemini: Acts like nothing’s wrong. Creates a diabolical plan to embarrass you in front of your crush.
Cancer: Cries. Stabs you with knife. Cries while burying your dead body.
Leo: It’s because I’m too good for you and you’re jealous of me, loser.
Virgo: Did I do something to offend you?!
Libra: Believes you when you said you didn’t.
Scorpio: Sleeps with your boyfriend. Ruins your life.
Sagittarius: Oh well, what can you do, you weren’t important to me anyways.
Capricorn: Bitches about you. Spreads rumors. Doesn’t talk to you for 432852094708 years.
Aquarius: Why would you do this to me, I’m such a good friend?!
Pisces: Waterfalls pool out of their eyes. Invites you for cake the next day.
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