When The Check Comes At Dinner –
ARIES: Pressures everyone to play credit card roulette
TAURUS: Refuses to split evenly because they only got an appetizer
GEMINI: Leaves their number on the receipt
CANCER: Secretly paid the full bill when they went to the bathroom
LEO: Tips 35% to stroke their ego
VIRGO: Gets frazzled and forgets how to sign their own name
LIBRA: Is shocked that the silver fox two tables over didn’t pay for it
SCORPIO: Charms the server into letting the whole table get happy hour prices even though it ended an hour ago
SAGITTARIUS: Is still in the middle of the story they’ve been telling all night
CAPRICORN: Insists on putting their card down and doesn’t let anyone get up from the table without Venmoing them
AQUARIUS: Asks if they accept euros
PISCES: Slips out and leaves someone else to pick up their tab
