How The Zodiac Signs Behave On Every Weekend Trip

On Every Weekend Trip

Aries: realizes they packed six swimsuits but no clean underwear

Taurus: hurries inside the house without helping unpack the car so they can claim the best room

Gemini: somehow knows about all of the local attractions and town lore

Cancer: picks up everyone’s wet towels because their name is on the Airbnb rental

Leo: gets tipsy at 3pm and tries to rally the group to play drinking games

Virgo: blows a fuse plugging in the industrial fan they can’t sleep without

Libra: takes a bath in the clawfoot tub that’s probably off limits

Scorpio: hears a noise outside and starts telling ghost stories

Sagittarius: really tries to commune with nature by skinny-dipping

Capricorn: struggles to follow their own rule to “Unplug for the weekend”

Aquarius: pretends to be asleep in their room so they don’t have to go on the group outing

Pisces: reads the map backwards and gets the whole caravan lost