Zodiac Signs As Therapy

Zodiac Signs As Therapy

Zodiac Signs As Therapy

As Therapy

ARIES : Angry crying in the middle of the gym

TAURUS : Asking for advice in order to ignore it

GEMINI : Getting a chin implant

CANCER : Adopting a hamster and naming it Self-Compassion

LEO : Rent a theater and invite all their friends to a performance where they sob on stage in a clown costume

VIRGO : Reorganizing their mason jar collection filled with their various anxieties

LIBRA : Talking about literally anything other than their emotions

SCORPIO : Chaining themselves in a dungeon somewhere with only a pen, a stack of paper, and a sleeve of saltines

SAGITTARIUS : Ditching work to go to a museum

CAPRICORN : Using intense pressure to turn their emotions into coal and eventually a diamond

AQUARIUS : Reading up on what dead philosophers have to say about emotions and “experience”

PISCES : Using their tears to watercolor the word “tender” on a napkin in balloon letters

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