Why Does Your Zodiac Sign Suck

Aries: You yell too much.

Taurus: You never share.

Gemini: You think lying is okay.

Cancer: Apparently nothing is ever your fault.

Leo: You’re always asleep.

Virgo: You think you’re clean but you have dirty socks everywhere.

Libra: You think you’re nice because you solved the problems caused by you.

Scorpio: You’re Regina George.

Sagittarius: You cry too hard at dumb things.

Capricorn: You don’t flush the toilet.

Aquarius: You’re nicer to strangers than your own friends?!

Pisces: You’re almost always putting on an act.