Treat Them Wrong And You Don’t Exist: Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, Aquarius and Pisces
Treat Them Wrong And You Don’t Exist: Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, Aquarius and Pisces
How they ask for a favor
ARIES: Would rather not ask for a favor and suffer than admit they need help
TAURUS: Hopes you’ll say no so they have an excuse to hold a grudge
GEMINI: Flatters you into believing you’re uniquely qualified to help them
CANCER: Profusely apologizes for having needs
LEO: Laughs their way through a deeply troubling story as a cry for help
VIRGO: Stops midway through asking & says they’ll handle it themselves
LIBRA:
What makes them swipe left
ARIES: Death stare selfies
TAURUS: “Any questions, just ask”
GEMINI: “Passionate about food, dogs, and The Office”
CANCER: 50 miles away
LEO: Zero mutual Facebook friends
VIRGO: A mirror selfie with clutter in the background
LIBRA: Spotify anthem is too basic
SCORPIO: A suspicious number of group photos
SAGITTARIUS: Boring desk job
CAPRICORN:
What they want to normalize
ARIES : Stirring up drama
TAURUS : Having a pair of inside and outside slippers
GEMINI : Beefing on main
CANCER : Codependency
LEO : Loving them and being very nice to them all the time
VIRGO : Using work as a coping mechanism
LIBRA : Having a new crush every hour
SCORPIO : Blocking people over minor disagreements
SAGITTARIUS : Canceling plans at the last min
Doesn’t want to hear your
ARIES : Overdue apology
TAURUS : Whining about the same thing again
GEMINI : Poignant silence
CANCER : Ex’s name
LEO : Play-by-play recap of your day
VIRGO : Music playing out loud on the train
LIBRA : Empty promises
SCORPIO : Weak excuses
SAGITTARIUS : Secrets they can’t tell
CAPRICORN : Excessive praise
Least Favorite Kinds Of People
ARIES : People who act out of fear
TAURUS : People who are uncomfortable with silence
GEMINI : Boring people
CANCER : People who can’t say thank you
LEO : Unkind people: those who don’t shower them with compliments
VIRGO : People who lack social awareness
LIBRA : People who put press
What Makes You Uncomfortable
ARIES : Watching the text bubbles after you send a risky message
TAURUS : People who come on too strong when you first meet
GEMINI : Being asked out by someone you were lightly flirting with
CANCER : Fending for yourself after the friend who brought you to the party starts talking to somebody else
LEO : The prolonged silence after someone’s joke doesn’t land
Ego Trips
ARIES : Interrupts a group meeting to talk about the personal drama that they started for themselves by threatening to fight someone on Twitter
TAURUS : Actually believes there are alligators living in the New York sewer system and no evidence can convince them otherwise
GEMINI : Pretends to be pissed about all the shit Geminis get, but actually lives for it
CANCER : Force feeds you baked goods even though you’re not hungry because they need to feel needed
LEO
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