The Signs In A Physical Fight
Aries: Throws one punch and knocks their opponent out.
Taurus: Out comes their inner bull, surprisingly ruthless.
Gemini: Catches their opponent off guard with their cunningness, ends up winning the fight.
Cancer: Cries until their opponent leaves them alone.
Leo: Reluctantly throws a bitchy slap, won’t stop saying “please don’t hit my face”.
Virgo: Would try to resolve things, when they realise there’s no resolving things they just throw a punch and get it over with.
Libra: Really doesn’t want to fight, trying to talk their opponent out of it, waits until another Libra comes and promotes peace.
Scorpio: Ruthless, doesn’t play by the rules, will pull your hair, scrape you and bite you, but not afraid to throw a decent punch.
Sagittarius: Explodes with anger, throws multiple punches, wins the fight.
Capricorn: Strong willed, doesn’t give up fighting, no matter how many times you knock them down.
Aquarius: They’ll win with their logic and strategy, they’ll throw a quick punch here and there, you won’t even see them coming.
Pisces: Confused as to why they’re fighting, bites their opponent then swims away.
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