The Signs As Parents
Aries: He rejected you? I’ll teach him a lesson. Takes out the belt.
Taurus: I don’t care if you already gave me a million reasons list of why you think you should go to that party. You’re not going because I said so!
Gemini: So tell me how’s everything going with Jacob? Are you still fighting with your friend Jackie? Yeah and how about Rachel?
Cancer: Did you take your jacket? Are you sure you don’t want to take some snacks? Remember to put your
seatbelt and don’t drive drunk!!
Leo: Tell me how I look with this outfit on?
Virgo: How are your grades? You’re struggling with math? Let me help you.
Libra: Remember to be nice to everybody and don’t forget your manners.
Scorpio: Listen you little, notorious fellow, I’ll give you till the count of three.
Sagittarius: I think you’re looking like a homeless person, please change clothes.
Capricorn: Listen I know I can be hard on you with grades and everything but I still love you.
Aquarius: Lmao, Do whatever you want, I love you.
Pisces: Hugs you and kisses you and smothers you all the time.