The Two Types Of Each Sign
Aries Type One: Super aggressive, loud, will literally fight everything.
Aries Type Two: Cute little sunshines but can probably kill you with their bare hands.
Taurus Type One: Lazy couch potato.
Taurus Type Two: Actually Aphrodite the goddess.
Gemini Type One: Two-faced serial killers.
Gemini Type Two: Mood-swingy, sad human bean.
Cancer Type One: Really overprotective and cries alot.
Cancer Type Two: Super sassy and has never cried in their life.
Leo Type One: Super self absorbed and obnoxious.
Leo Type Two: A little insecure but still prideful, pretty chill and funny.
Virgo Type One: Super organized and germaphobe.
Virgo Type Two: ‘Bruh have you seen my bed?’
Libra Type One: Social butterfly and hella fashionable.
Libra Type Two: Netflix Addict.
Scorpio Type One: Super sexy and evil emotional wreck.
Scorpio Type Two: Funny and sarcastic jerks.
Sagittarius Type One: Loves travel. Stays high. But very wise.
Sagittarius Type Two: Personification of doge meme.
Capricorn Type One: Workaholic and Conservative Republican asshat.
Capricorn Type Two: Has never done an assignment, ever.
Aquarius Type One: God
Aquarius Type Two: Alien
Pisces Type One: Crybaby and sensitive.
Pisces Type Two: Stoner and never talks about their feelings.
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