The Signs As Beverages
The Signs As Beverages
Aries: A shaken-up soda that explodes all over you
Taurus: The purest natural spring water
Gemini: A cocktail made from random items found in the fridge
Cancer: The sugary milk left over after eating a bowl of cereal
Leo: Bottomless mimosas
Virgo: Chamomile tea with lemon and honey in their favorite mug
Libra: Red wine they ordered because they think it makes them look classy, but secretly wish was rosรฉ
Scorpio: Whiskey neat, to be sipped while brooding in a mahogany leather armchair
Sagittarius: A hidden bottle of Smirnoff Ice waiting to be found by its victim
Capricorn: Overpriced sparkling water served ice cold
Aquarius: Craft beer from a local microbrewery
Pisces: A Diet Coke that was forgotten about after four sips
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