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Reasons Why You Should Kiss This Sign
Aries: they REALLY go for it
Taurus: they know wassup
Gemini: just do urself a favor PLZ
Cancer: SO GENTLE OH GOD THEY TASTE LIKE HOW TEARS FEEL RUNNING DOWN UR FACE
Leo: its like their confidence lingers in ur mouth and you’ll feel like a fucking star
Reasons Why People Fall For The Signs
Aries: You are exciting and lovable so naturally people want to be with you
Taurus: You are incredibly sweet and calm, no one is ever annoyed with you
Gemini: Your personality is lovable itself and you have the best connections with those you love
Cancer: You are very deep and caring so people love how real relationships with you are
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Zodiac Signs When Physically Fighting
Aries: *battle cry*
Taurus: Whoa…wait, what? We were fighting? *looks down at unconscious person* oh….cool.
Gemini: *hiding in a box* undetectable…
Cancer: Right fist or left fist? What do you think? *sitting on them and thinking deeply*
Leo: *spinning in circles excitedly* WE’RE GONNA FIIIII
The signs first impression
Aries: kind, helpful and very confident/ fucking bossy but gets shit done
Taurus: cute, quiet and sweet/ strong minded and a giant shit talker
Gemini: funny, loud and annoying/ emotional trainwreck that hides it w/ humor
Cancer: nice, emotive and happy/ giant nerd that makes bad puns
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How Terrifying Are The Signs
Aries: I mean they’ll love you an all but don’t do shit like force them to love you. They will slap you right the fuck everywhere.
Taurus: Not very scary but will do shit when needed. Pat their heads and play games with them.
Gemini: Bro you don’t fuck with Geminis they seem pretty chill at first but damn they can shoot OPTIC LAZERS FROM THEIR FUCKING EYES.
Cancer: Cancers are CHILDREN they ar
How your sign will finish this sentence
If the love hurts like hell…
ARIES: If the love hurts like hell, punch them!
TAURUS: If the love hurts like hell, try harder and keep going for now.
GEMINI: If the love hurts like hell, punish them and make them regret it.
CANCER: If the love hurts like hell, keep going until you’re devoid o
100% true facts about the signs:
Aries: has way too many cups/water bottles in their room
Taurus: is always a slut for Doritos
Gemini: sucks at math
Cancer: daydreams about living with their crush every night
Leo: spends all their money on food
Virgo: is quiet but secretly a kinky freak
Libra: has an amazing ass
Scorpio: really wants to adopt 5 dogs
Sagittarius: is stressed 24/7 but pretends to be chill to maintain their aesthetic
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