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The signs’ last words
Aries: “I hid a million dollars under the…”*dies*
Taurus: “Thanks for the going away cake guys”
Gemini: “Knock knock…..who’s there….” *dies*
Cancer: some cliché movie last words
Leo: “You should see the look on your face”
Virgo: “I wonder how many times I’ve ever blinked”
Libra: “LoL bye”
Scorpio: “I’M READY FOR HELL”
Sagittarius: “Wait, am I dying?”
Capricorn: “Finally! man this was e
Is your sign a queen or a princess
Aries: the ultimate queen, ruler of everything
Taurus: queen who takes care of everything
Gemini: evil queen
Cancer: cute disney princess
Leo: princess who wants to be the queen of the world
Virgo: powerful queen
Libra: the nice queen that sacrifices herself for the poor
Scorpio: also evil queen, has a lot of affairs
Sagittarius: queen who takes over other kingdoms
how often the signs cry
Aries: never. makes you cry.
Taurus: a lot, but you will never know!
Gemini: not that much????
Cancer: NEVER STOPS! OH MY GOD!!
Leo: only when ppl stop giving them attention.
Virgo: basically when things don’t go the way they planned.
Libra: when you criticize them.
Scorpio: NEVER. Or that’s what they want you to think.
Sagittarius: never for stupid reasons.
Capricorn: not THAT MUCH
How The Signs Hug
Aries: hugs everyone the same except that one person
Taurus: bear hug
Gemini: is really casual about it
Cancer: hugs like its the last hug they will give
Leo: really cuddly about the hug
Virgo: not a hug person
Libra: wraps arms around neck and pulls other person close
Scorpio: smiling the whole time
Sagittarius: calm af but really super excited about th
How Many People Like you?
January: 2
February: 1
March: 14
April: No one
May: 5
June: 2 Aliens
July: 146
August: 3
September: Everyone
October: Only one (right next to you)
November: 500
December: No one because you’re too expensive
Zodiac Sig
Cute things your sign does:
Aries: that incredible cute crazy laugh they get when something funny happens
Taurus: when they pull you in for a long hug that turns to a 3 hour hug
Gemini: when they are enjoying themselves so much and they have that permanent smile and dancy personality
Cancer: their eyes are just wow, so much emotion… so deep
Leo: how they just do what they want to do… f*ck what anyone else thinks
Virgo: when they are so focused on something and they start mouthing their thoughts to t
Signs as Egyptian Gods
Aries: Horus; God of war, sky, and falcons
Taurus: Isis; Goddess of magic, marriage, healing, and perfection
Gemini: Thoth; God of wisdom
Cancer: Hathor; Goddess of love and beauty
Leo: Ra; God of the sun
Virgo: Anubis; God of the dead
Libra: Ma’at; Goddess of justice, truth, and order
Scorpio: Seth; God of evil, deserts, and storms
Sagittarius: Amun; king of the Gods
Capricorn: Osiris;
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