How The Zodiac Survives 2021
Aries: Runs on living room, workouts and youtube drama
Taurus: Became an unofficial michelin-certified dessert chef
Gemini: Learned five new languages without the grammar
Cancer: Their whatsapp turned into a call center
Leo: Ordered 246 new outfits online
Virgo: Solved everyone’s problems but their own on their blog
Libra: Developed 20 additional crushes on fictional and famous people
Scorpio: Gave Kpop a try and became a hard stan
Sagittarius: Plans to travel their continent in 1 day soon enough
Capricorn: Knew it’d happen and hustled from home already
Aquarius: Busy inventing a mask for people with glasses. Thank you
Pisces: Re-activated every coping mechanism from 2014
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