Why The Zodiac Signs Get Rejected
Why they got rejected
ARIES: Made out with someone else to make their crush jealous.
TAURUS: Crush saw their notes app note full of baby names for their future children.
GEMINI: Shared too much niche serial killer knowledge.
CANCER: Their type is "emotionally unavailable".
LEO: Asked their crush to delete their ex's number on the first date.
VIRGO: Kept psychoanalyzing their ex.
LIBRA: Flaked too many times.
SCORPIO: Ignored their crush at the party a
What Type Of Friend Is Each Zodiac Sign
Types of friends …
ARIES: Offers to fight your ex even though you insist you're still friends.
TAURUS: Really good at giving hugs, even though their advice is questionable.
GEMINI: Always name-drops their other "friends" who you've never met.
CANCER: Expects you to read their mind and resents you when you don't.
LEO: Is a little too eager to validate all your questionable decisions.
VIRGO: They're not judging you, but they're judging you.
LIBRA: Cancels plans with
How Each Zodiac Sign Miscommunicates
ARIES: Said the first thing that popped into their head instead of what they actually meant.
TAURUS: They didn't miscommunicate; you just misunderstood.
GEMINI: Changed their opinion completely since the last time you talked2 hours ago.
CANCER: Expects you to intuit what's wrong based on how heavily they're sighing.
LEO: Sings "Cool" by Gwen Stefani at karaoke with multiple exes present.
VIRGO: Thought they told you the plan, but it was just a stressful dream.
Zodiac Signs Who Have A Wandering Mind
Leo, Libra, Aquarius, Gemini:
Mastering one subject
Knowing small amounts of infoabout any and all subjects because our curious brain can't just focus on one thing
Zodiac Signs And Their Most Used Pickup Lines
Signs as pickup lines
ARIES: "Is it hot in here, or is it just us?"
TAURUS: "Wanna know what this shirt is made of? Relationship material!"
GEMINI: "I've got A, E, and O—all I need is U and I ;)"
CANCER: "Do you have an extra heart? Mine was just stolen :P"
LEO: "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
VIRGO: "Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you!"
LIBRA: "I must be in a museum because you'r
What Are The Zodiac Signs Proud Of?
Proud of their
ARIES: Arsenal of comebacks
GEMINI: Flawless pronunciation while placing their order at a French restaurant
LEO: "Altruistic" deeds
VIRGO: Performance in their role as the (strict) mom friend
LIBRA: No makeup makeup look
SCORPIO: Internet sleuthing skills
CAPRICORN: Standardized test scores from high school
Conflict Resolution Strategies Of Zodiac Signs
Conflict resolution strategies
ARIES: Ignoring problems until they blow up
TAURUS: Hiding in bed until the situation resolves itself
GEMINI: Seeing what WikiHow has to say about it
CANCER: Sulking until you get your way
LEO: Overcompensating with grand gestures
VIRGO: Listening attentively but resentfully
LIBRA: Self-flagellating, so people reassure you they're not that mad
SCORPIO: Going off-grid