My boss calls me ‘the computer’. Nothing to do with my intelligence, I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.
– @Dadsaysjokes
Funny Quotes, Dadsaysjokes Quotes
— Share —
— About the Author —
My Boss Calls Me The Computer
— Follow Us —
Dudes will be like”You didn’t deserve to be hurt like that, you deserve to be hurt like this.”
Funny Quotes, funny sayings, short funny quotes, funny lines, witty quotes, funny thoughts, best funny quotes, funny phrases
I drive home so quickly after work like I’m late for the house.
Funny Quotes, funny sayings, short funny quotes, funny lines, witty quotes, funny thoughts, best funny quotes, funny phrases, Being Me, being myself quotes, becoming a better me quotes, just being me quotes, simple being me quotes, quotes about being me
At some point, you will find someone who is obsessed with you and wants all your time.
That person will be your manager at work
Funny Quotes, funny sayings, short funny quotes, funny lines, witty quotes, funny thoughts, best funny quotes, funny phrases
Dear liver, this month will be a rough stay strong.
Funny Quotes, funny sayings, short funny quotes, funny lines, witty quotes, funny thoughts, best funny quotes, funny phrases
Them: What’s the first thing you notice when someone tries to approach you?
Me: The audacity.
Being Me, being myself quotes, becoming a better me quotes, just being me quotes, simple being me quotes, quotes about being me, Funny Quotes, funny sayings, short funny quotes, funny lines, witty quotes, funny thoughts, best funny quotes, funny phrases
How do I explain to my professor that the reason I didn’t show up to class is because in my dream I woke up and checked my email and saw that class was canceled and I believed it?
– Unknown
Funny Quotes, funny sayings, short funny quotes, funny lines, witty quotes, funny thoughts, best funny quotes, funny phrases
Sorry for not posting too much these days. I’m in love. I’ll be back when I’m heartbroken.
Bye, lonely people.
Being Me, being myself quotes, becoming a better me quotes, just being me quotes, simple being me quotes, quotes about being me, Funny Quotes, funny sayings, short funny quotes, funny lines, witty quotes, funny thoughts, best funny quotes, funny phrases
Leave a Reply
You must be logged in to post a comment.