Psychoanalyze Yourself – Relational Psychology Test

Psychoanalyze Yourself - Relational Psychology Test

Psychoanalyze Yourself Test
NO CHEATING! That will take all the fun out of it. This is a very interesting test. Try it.
Have a pen and paper handy before you read any further. As soon as you read a question, write the answer right away.

Make sure to answer questions 1-10 before moving on…NO CHEATING!!

Psychoanalyze Yourself test
Psychoanalyze Yourself Test

Read the following questions, imagining the scenes in your mind, and write down the FIRST thing that you visualize. Do not think about the questions excessively.

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?

8. What do you do with the cup?

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?

10. How will you cross the water?

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This has been a relational psychology test. The answers given to the questions have been shown to have a relevance to values and ideals that we hold in our personal lives. The analysis follows:

1. The person who you are walking with is the most important person in your life.

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems.

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems. (passive/aggressive)

4. The size of your dream house is representative of the size of your ambition to resolve your problems.

5. No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You’d prefer people not to drop by unannounced.

6. If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers, then you are generally unhappy.

7. The durability of the material with which the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship with the person named in number 1. For example, styrofoam, plastic, and paper are all disposable, styrofoam, paper and glass are not durable, and metal and plastic are durable.

8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude towards the person in number 1.

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.

10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.

Trust all the things I tell you are true, dress up in your best so I can be proud of you, and never believe I won’t turn on you, and never believe I do this for you. You’re leading me on again and I find it, yeah I like it, and I’m reeling in awe for sure, now I know it was given to me.


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16 thoughts on “Psychoanalyze Yourself – Relational Psychology Test”

  1. Walking with the lady I really like (got a no from her)
    The animal is a goddamn boar
    I run the hell away
    It’s a mansion, with a grassy yard, a swimming pool on the far left, iron gates, stone fence
    3 types of food on the table. Two that I can make, one that I asked my mom to make but didn’t
    Around the table are frames with colorful abstract images on the wall
    The cup is one of those beautiful white ceramic cups, but sort of dirty due to being left on the dirt
    I took the cup back to the kitchen, didn’t wash it
    It’s just a small lake, I go knee deep in it so I just pull up the legs of my pants and cross it like a boss

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