Dating An Aquarius
- Needs constant hugs ย
- Will buy you really cute gifts ย
- Will always be there to boost your confidence ย
- Will give you the warmest hugs ย
- Will pamper you with love and affection ย
- “Eight letters, three simple words: I love you.”
Dating An Aquarius
In love with…
ARIES…the feeling of running on pure adrenaline
TAURUS…the reliable pleasure of their morning oatmeal
GEMINI…the players and the game
CANCER…a fantasy of someone they don’t even know
LEO…all 53 of their best friends
VIRGO…the smell of freshly washed linen
LIBRA…the idea of beauty
SCORPIO…power and the cruel ladder that leads to it
SAGITTARIUS…the new self-actualized version of themselves
CAPRICORN
Leaves you for:
ARIES: Something that isn’t needy, like a brick wall
TAURUS: $30 and a Snickers
GEMINI: The lead singer of their favorite band
CANCER: Their fancy new blender
LEO: A sugar daddy
VIRGO: Their cat
LIBRA: Their 25 other crushes
SCORPIO: An Al
SAGITTARIUS: Their professor
CAPRICORN: A husband pillow
AQUARIUS: A fictional character
Knows by heart…
ARIES…all the specific compliments they’ve ever been given
TAURUS…the one recipe they make really well
GEMINI…48 digits of PI
CANCER…the floor plan of their childhood home
LEO…everybody’s niche drama even if they barely know the people involved
VIRGO…their daily ten-step skincare routine
LIBRA…the confrontation speech they rehearsed in the mirror
SCORPIO…their exes’ birth times
SAGITTARIUS
Makes their day…
ARIES…no line at the coffee shop
TAURUS…hearing scandalous gossip about an acquaintance that they secretly hate
GEMINI…impromptu plans coming together successfully
CANCER…getting a “This made me think of you” text
LEO…putting something they already did on their to-do list just to check it off
VIRGO…being the person who knows where you misplaced your keys
LIBRA…their crush liking the movie they showed them
SCORPIO
Best worst idea…
ARIES…signing up for advanced salsa classes even though they’ve never danced before
TAURUS…throwing themselves a birthday rager on a weeknight
GEMINI…sleeping with their best friend
CANCER…asking someone to move in on the second date
LEO…only packing brand new shoes for a vacation that involves lots of walking
VIRGO…donating all of their possessions during a brief minimalism phase
LIBRA…turning down plans with friends just in case their crush hits them up
Crying and…
ARIES..crying harder out of anger over the fact that they’re crying
TAURUS..feeling like they’re carrying the whole world on their back
GEMINI…deflecting with bad humor
CANCER..practicing self-soothing in the shower
LEO…lighting candles and putting on a playlist to set the mood
VIRGO…mistaking their intense feelings for a physical ailment
LIBRA…taking a billion selfies for their next crying photo dump
SCORPIO…collecting the t
Are you sad or are you:
ARIES: Uninspired
TAURUS: Tired
GEMINI: Bored
CANCER: Picking at old wounds again
LEO: Craving validation
VIRGO: Trying to control the uncontrollable
LIBRA: Self-sabotaging
SCORPIO: Asking too many existential questions
SAGITTARIUS: Dramatizing things just to feel something
CAPRICORN: Ignoring your needs
AQUARIUS:
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