Dating A Libra
- “Wake up I’m bored.” ย
- Remembers every move you do ย
- Wants to try new things with you ย
- Shows you their softer side ย
- Looks out for your well being ย
- Loves having deep convos with you
Dating A Libra
Leaves you for:
ARIES: Something that isn’t needy, like a brick wall
TAURUS: $30 and a Snickers
GEMINI: The lead singer of their favorite band
CANCER: Their fancy new blender
LEO: A sugar daddy
VIRGO: Their cat
LIBRA: Their 25 other crushes
SCORPIO: An Al
SAGITTARIUS: Their professor
CAPRICORN: A husband pillow
AQUARIUS: A fictional character
Knows by heart…
ARIES…all the specific compliments they’ve ever been given
TAURUS…the one recipe they make really well
GEMINI…48 digits of PI
CANCER…the floor plan of their childhood home
LEO…everybody’s niche drama even if they barely know the people involved
VIRGO…their daily ten-step skincare routine
LIBRA…the confrontation speech they rehearsed in the mirror
SCORPIO…their exes’ birth times
SAGITTARIUS
Makes their day…
ARIES…no line at the coffee shop
TAURUS…hearing scandalous gossip about an acquaintance that they secretly hate
GEMINI…impromptu plans coming together successfully
CANCER…getting a “This made me think of you” text
LEO…putting something they already did on their to-do list just to check it off
VIRGO…being the person who knows where you misplaced your keys
LIBRA…their crush liking the movie they showed them
SCORPIO
Best worst idea…
ARIES…signing up for advanced salsa classes even though they’ve never danced before
TAURUS…throwing themselves a birthday rager on a weeknight
GEMINI…sleeping with their best friend
CANCER…asking someone to move in on the second date
LEO…only packing brand new shoes for a vacation that involves lots of walking
VIRGO…donating all of their possessions during a brief minimalism phase
LIBRA…turning down plans with friends just in case their crush hits them up
Crying and…
ARIES..crying harder out of anger over the fact that they’re crying
TAURUS..feeling like they’re carrying the whole world on their back
GEMINI…deflecting with bad humor
CANCER..practicing self-soothing in the shower
LEO…lighting candles and putting on a playlist to set the mood
VIRGO…mistaking their intense feelings for a physical ailment
LIBRA…taking a billion selfies for their next crying photo dump
SCORPIO…collecting the t
Are you sad or are you:
ARIES: Uninspired
TAURUS: Tired
GEMINI: Bored
CANCER: Picking at old wounds again
LEO: Craving validation
VIRGO: Trying to control the uncontrollable
LIBRA: Self-sabotaging
SCORPIO: Asking too many existential questions
SAGITTARIUS: Dramatizing things just to feel something
CAPRICORN: Ignoring your needs
AQUARIUS:
Only comes to the function if:
ARIES: There are pyrotechnics or a bonfire
TAURUS: It’s a lavish sit-down dinner party
GEMINI: They can skip the line
CANCER: They’ll get a chance to make eye contact with their crush but not say hi
LEO: They’re the guest of honor
VIRGO: They can go home before bedtime
LIBRA: They have the perfect outfit for the theme
SCORPIO: It’s an underground basement rave<
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