Nicest To Meanest Signs
1. PISCES!!!!!
2. Cancer
3. Libra
4. Aquarius
5. Sagittarius
6. Leo
7. Gemini
8. Taurus
9. Aries
10. cap
11. Virgo
12. SCORPIO
Nicest To Meanest Signs
1. PISCES!!!!!
2. Cancer
3. Libra
4. Aquarius
5. Sagittarius
6. Leo
7. Gemini
8. Taurus
9. Aries
10. cap
11. Virgo
12. SCORPIO
Scorpio is only mean to others who hurts there friends or family not all the time.
Longest relationship
ARIES: A rival yogi from their four-week vinyasa workshop
TAURUS: The Trader Joe’s sample person they see every Sunday
GEMINI: Their best friend’s ex they dated for two weeks to gain insight into their relationship
CANCER: Their high school sweetheart (despite briefly breaking up to explore the dating scene)
LEO: The paediatrician they saw until 25 because Zocdoc is overwhelming
VIRGO: A hot mess who unknowingly inspired their self
How they got tricked into a cult
ARIES: Needed to prove that they could be the most devout
TAURUS: Heard the ceremonies involve soothing epsom salt baths
GEMINI: Just wanted to meet new people
CANCER: Responded to a Craigslist post looking for “like-minded roommates who feel like family”
LEO: The recruiting process made them feel special
VIRGO: Memorized the sacred texts in case there was a pop quiz later
LIBRA: Kep
Which zodiac signs are perfect for marriage?
Aries and leo: Passionate and dynamic bond
Taurus and virgo: Grounded and harmonious marriage
Cancer and pisces: Devoted, loyal, and a caring attitude
Gemini and libra: Romantic and intellectual bond
Virgo and taurus: Reliable and secured bond
Sagittarius and aquarius: Enthusiastic and adventurous, and show an interest in growing together
How to seduce them?
Aries: Key your initials in a heart on the side of their car
Taurus: Build a fully-stocked bunker and lock yourselves inside
Gemini: Memorize the encyclopedia and casually slip a new fact into conversation every day
Cancer: Fashion them a homemade bubblewrap onesie and be very gentle
Leo: Tattoo a detailed portrait of them onto your heart
Virgo: Take them on a date to the container store
Libra: Write their name into the dictiona
When they get good news
ARIES: Stuffs a pillow into their mouth and screams with joy
TAURUS: Treats all their friends to an intimate celebratory evening for ‘no particular reason’
GEMINI: Blasts it on social media before they’ve even processed it
CANCER: Calls everybody they know one at a time to confide in them
LEO: Begs their friends not to make a big deal about it but desperately hopes that they will
VIRGO: Tempers their excitement so they won’t get let d
Turn-on that’s actually a red flag
ARIES: Emotionally unavailable crushes who make you chase them
TAURUS: Play-fighting over every little difference in opinion
GEMINI: People who constantly move between friend groups
CANCER: Being used as an unpaid amateur therapist
LEO: Feeling like the only person who your partner thinks highly of
VIRGO: Pristinely self-curated people who never break character
LIBRA:
ZODIAC SIGN’S CONTRADICTIONS
Aries: tough, but very sensitive and emotional
Taurus: lazy, but works hard to get what they want
Gemini: flighty, but will always be there for people
Cancer: self-absorbed, but cares for other people more than themselves
Leo: confident, but have self-esteem issues
Virgo: strict to themselves, but will try anything at least once
Libra: fake, but will be the best friend you’ve ever had
Scorpio:
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