Signs That Speak Their Mind At All Times Vs Hold Back What They Want To Say Most Times
Signs That Speak Their Mind At All Times Vs Hold Back What They Want To Say Most Times
As stuff in your kitchenโฆ
ARIES: your microwave’s 1 minute on high power setting
TAURUS: the can of beans from 2009 at the back of the pantry
GEMINI: the plastic bag full of other plastic bags
CANCER: the ice cube that melted on the floor in front of the freezer that you step in and get your socks wet
LEO: your favorite burner on the stove
VIRGO: the keychain that’s also a corkscrew and a bottle opener
LIBRA: the jade roller in the otherwise empty freezer
SCORPIO:
Rechargingโฆ
ARIES: flees into the woods for a few days to get the zoomies out
TAURUS: lathers on SPF 100 and basks in the sun until they doze off
GEMINI: fills an entire journal in one sitting and publishes it as a bestselling memoir
CANCER: goes skinny dipping under the moonlight and pretends they’re in a Lana Del Rey music video
LEO: goes window shopping for a present to give themselves
VIRGO: gets stressed curating an itinerary for their self-care day
LIBRA: rearranges their entire roo
Loving them is like…
ARIES: Tandem skydiving
TAURUS: sleeping beneath a weighted blanket
GEMINI: Speaking a secret language nobody else can understand
CANCER: trying to coax a stray cat out from under a dumpster
LEO: having a lap dog
VIRGO: walking a tightrope
LIBRA: looking in a mirror
SCORPIO: playing chess against a bot
SAGITTARIUS: watching the same standup comedy routine o
As green things…
ARIES: sour apple 4Loko
TAURUS: fresh local microgreens
GEMINI: a tequila-soaked lime
CANCER: Ivy crawling up a brick wall
LEO: cash
VIRGO: green tea
LIBRA: sea glass
SCORPIO: the Northern Lights
SAGITTARIUS: a snake
CAPRICORN: the Grinch
AQUARIUS: texts from an Android
PISCES: swamp algae
Tactless behavior…
ARIES: walks into an art museum and says “I could have painted that”
TAURUS: goes into your room and borrows your clothes without asking
GEMINI: drops by your house without texting first because they saw the lights on
CANCER: judges strangers’ outfits aloud as if they’re in a fashion show
LEO: proposes at someone else’s wedding
VIRGO: scrolls through your photos when you try to show them just one
LIBRA: doesn’t actually break up with you, you just hear through the
Personal motto…
ARIES: it’s better to ask forgiveness than permission, but it’s best to ask for neither
TAURUS: if it ain’t broke, use it over and over again till it is
GEMINI: even if they’re hating, at least they’re talking
CANCER: if I can’t go in sweatpants, then I’m not going
LEO: if at first, you don’t succeed, give up
VIRGO: nobody’s perfect-believe me, I’ve noticed
LIBRA: peace, Love, Unity, Respect, Charming your way out of having to take responsibility
SCORPIO:
How TERRIFYING are the signs?…
Aries: I mean they’ll love you and all but don’t do shit like force them to love you. They will slap you right the fuck everywhere.
Taurus: Not very scary but will do shit when needed. Pat their heads and play games with them.
Gemini: Bro you don’t fuck with Geminis they seem p chill at first but damn they can shoot OPTIC LAZERS FROM THEIR FUCKING EYES.
Cancer: Cancers are CHILDREN they are CRABBY LIL FUCKS but they are only scary a little bit. Probably their vocab is the most terrifying.
Leo: Damn. Leos are sweet but basically h
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