Zodiac Signs While Driving ย
Aries: Who the hell gave these a**holes their license?! ย
Taurus: F*ck this, I’m riding my bike for now on. ย
Gemini: Bangs head on horn repeatedly. ย
Cancer: Yeah, freaking cut infront of me b*tch! ย
Leo: Hurry up grandpa, I’m waiting! ย
Virgo: I didn’t give you freaking permission to cut, sir! ย
Libra: OMG put on your damn turn signal, you idiot! ย
Scorpio: OMG just go fast, you can go 45 miles per hour, and your going at a mere 2! ย
Sagittarius: OMG the light is freaking green, retard! ย
Aquarius: Why the hell are you honking your horn at me, you’re the freaking slow one! ย
Capricorn: OMG are you fucking blind, the light is green, omg! ย
Pisces: Hurry up b*tches, I gotta get my nails done!!
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