Zodiac Signs As The 12 Olympians
Aries: Ares
Taurus: Demeter
Gemini: Hermes
Cancer: Aphrodite
Leo: Hera
Virgo: Hephaestus
Libra: Apollo
Scorpio: Hades
Sagittarius: Zeus
Capricorn: Athena
Aquarius: Artemis
Pisces: Poseidon
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Makes their day…
ARIES…no line at the coffee shop
TAURUS…hearing scandalous gossip about an acquaintance that they secretly hate
GEMINI…impromptu plans coming together successfully
CANCER…getting a “This made me think of you” text
LEO…putting something they already did on their to-do list just to check it off
VIRGO…being the person who knows where you misplaced your keys
LIBRA…their crush liking the movie t
Best worst idea…
ARIES…signing up for advanced salsa classes even though they’ve never danced before
TAURUS…throwing themselves a birthday rager on a weeknight
GEMINI…sleeping with their best friend
CANCER…asking someone to move in on the second date
LEO…only packing brand new shoes for a vacation that involves lots of walking
VIRGO…donating all of their possessions during a brief minimalism phase
LIBRA…turning down plans with frien
Crying and…
ARIES..crying harder out of anger over the fact that they’re crying
TAURUS..feeling like they’re carrying the whole world on their back
GEMINI…deflecting with bad humor
CANCER..practicing self-soothing in the shower
LEO…lighting candles and putting on a playlist to set the mood
VIRGO…mistaking their intense feelings for a physical ailment
LIBRA…taking a billion selfies for their next crying photo dump
Are you sad or are you:
ARIES: Uninspired
TAURUS: Tired
GEMINI: Bored
CANCER: Picking at old wounds again
LEO: Craving validation
VIRGO: Trying to control the uncontrollable
LIBRA: Self-sabotaging
SCORPIO: Asking too many existential questions
SAGITTARIUS: Dramatizing things just to feel something
CAPRICORN: Ignoring your needs
AQUARIUS:
Only comes to the function if:
ARIES: There are pyrotechnics or a bonfire
TAURUS: It’s a lavish sit-down dinner party
GEMINI: They can skip the line
CANCER: They’ll get a chance to make eye contact with their crush but not say hi
LEO: They’re the guest of honor
VIRGO: They can go home before bedtime
LIBRA: They have the perfect outfit for the theme
SCORPIO: It’s an underground basement rave<
Treating themselves:
ARIES: Browsing international flights
TAURUS: Snoozing their alarm for the sixth time in a row
GEMINI: Texting their biggest simp for some guaranteed attention
CANCER: Getting another throw pillow to add to the pile on their bed
LEO: Spending their entire paycheck on concert tickets because they genuinely believe they’ll get rich soon
VIRGO: Taking a long bath as an excuse to let their mind wander
LIBRA: T
Hiding:
ARIES: Any and all signs of weakness
TAURUS: In the bathroom at work to kill time
GEMINI: Their friend group #2 personality from friend group #1
CANCER: The collection of love letters they’ve written but never sent
LEO: How much they care about what other people think of them
VIRGO: Their expensive shampoo someplace their roommate won’t find it
LIBRA: Their true opinion on their best friend’s underwhelming new partner
SCORPIO:
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