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These Zodiac Signs Are Hiding
Hiding:
ARIES: Any and all signs of weakness
TAURUS: In the bathroom at work to kill time
GEMINI: Their friend group #2 personality from friend group #1
CANCER: The collection of love letters they’ve written but never sent
LEO: How much they care about what other people think of them
VIRGO: Their expensive shampoo someplace their roommate won’t find it
LIBRA: Their true opinion on their best friend’s underwhelming new partner
SCORPIO:
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What Qualities Makes Each Zodiac Sign Undateable?
Why they’re undateable
ARIES: Won’t text back unless you happen to catch them in a brief window of interest
TAURUS: Will never concede that they’re wrong
GEMINI: Dating them is like dating their entire friend group
CANCER: Everything you do secretly hurts them
LEO: Uses your eyes as a mirror to stare back at themselves
VIRGO: Doesn’t understand that their “logical” way of approaching things is just as subjective as your feelings
LIB
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It Is A Big Deal But Not To Them
Is a big deal but not to them:
ARIES: The screaming match you had last night that they’ve already forgotten about.
TAURUS: Wearing the same sweatpants for a week without washing them.
GEMINI: Responding to texts.
CANCER: Treating themselves as well as they treat others.
LEO: Bailing last minute.
VIRGO: Anyone else’s opinion.
LIBRA: Alone time.
SCORPIO: Minding their business.
SAGITTARIUS: Reading the
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Discover Your Inside Out Emotion Based On Your Zodiac Sign
Discover What Emotion Matches Your Zodiac Sign
Aries (March 21 – April 19) – Anger
Taurus (April 20 – May 20) – Fear
Gemini (May 21 – June 20) – Envy
Cancer (June 21 – July 22) – Shame
Leo (July 23 – August 22) – Joy
Virgo (August 23 – September 22) – Anxiety
Libra (September 23 – October 22) – Disgust
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) – Suspicion
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When The Zodiac Signs Run In With Their Ex!
Run-in with your__ ex
ARIES: Brags about how well they’re doing for the entire conversation
TAURUS: Demands that you mail back their favorite socks
GEMINI: Tells you how the friends you introduced them to are doing
CANCER: Publicly picks up your last fight exactly where it left off
LEO: Asks you what you’ve been up to as if checking your social media isn’t part of their bedtime routine
VIRGO: Passive-aggressively mentions they introduced you to ‘this spot’<
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The Zodiac Signs And Their Longest Relationships
Longest relationship
ARIES: A rival yogi from their four-week vinyasa workshop
TAURUS: The Trader Joe’s sample person they see every Sunday
GEMINI: Their best friend’s ex they dated for two weeks to gain insight into their relationship
CANCER: Their high school sweetheart (despite briefly breaking up to explore the dating scene)
LEO: The paediatrician they saw until 25 because Zocdoc is overwhelming
VIRGO: A hot mess who unknowingly inspired their self
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How The Zodiac Signs Got Tricked Into Joining A Cult!
How they got tricked into a cult
ARIES: Needed to prove that they could be the most devout
TAURUS: Heard the ceremonies involve soothing epsom salt baths
GEMINI: Just wanted to meet new people
CANCER: Responded to a Craigslist post looking for “like-minded roommates who feel like family”
LEO: The recruiting process made them feel special
VIRGO: Memorized the sacred texts in case there was a pop quiz later
LIBRA: Kep
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