The Signs Waking Up In The Middle Of Night

The Signs Waking Up In The Middle Of Night

The Signs Waking Up In The Middle Of Night

Wanders in the dark & knocks shit over: Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius, Libra, Aquarius

Turns on every light in the house: Cancer, Leo, Virgo

Stays in bed all night: Taurus, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces

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How Each Zodiac Sign Makes It Official

How Each Zodiac Sign Makes It Official

How Each Zodiac Sign Makes It Official

Announces your relationship by

ARIES: Posting a carousel of pictures they took of you in bed with the caption (ring emoji)

TAURUS: Carving your initials into a tree

GEMINI: Casually referring to you by your first initial in their newsletter

CANCER: Inviting you to a dinner with their parents

LEO: Commissioning an oil portrait of yours

VIRGO: Subtly slipping your name into a vent session

LIBRA: Taking you to a party in coordinating outfits

SCORPIO:


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Why The Zodiac Signs Get Rejected

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Why The Zodiac Signs Get Rejected

Why they got rejected

ARIES: Made out with someone else to make their crush jealous.

TAURUS: Crush saw their notes app note full of baby names for their future children.

GEMINI: Shared too much niche serial killer knowledge.

CANCER: Their type is "emotionally unavailable".

LEO: Asked their crush to delete their ex's number on the first date.

VIRGO: Kept psychoanalyzing their ex.

LIBRA: Flaked too many times.

SCORPIO: Ignored their crush at the party a


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What Type Of Friend Is Each Zodiac Sign

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What Type Of Friend Is Each Zodiac Sign

Types of friends …

ARIES: Offers to fight your ex even though you insist you're still friends.

TAURUS: Really good at giving hugs, even though their advice is questionable.

GEMINI: Always name-drops their other "friends" who you've never met.

CANCER: Expects you to read their mind and resents you when you don't.

LEO: Is a little too eager to validate all your questionable decisions.

VIRGO: They're not judging you, but they're judging you.

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How Each Zodiac Sign Miscommunicates

How Each Zodiac Sign Miscommunicates

How Each Zodiac Sign Miscommunicates

Miscommunicating

ARIES: Said the first thing that popped into their head instead of what they actually meant.

TAURUS: They didn't miscommunicate; you just misunderstood.

GEMINI: Changed their opinion completely since the last time you talked2 hours ago.

CANCER: Expects you to intuit what's wrong based on how heavily they're sighing.

LEO: Sings "Cool" by Gwen Stefani at karaoke with multiple exes present.

VIRGO: Thought they told you the plan, but it was just a stressful dream.


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Zodiac Signs Who Have A Wandering Mind

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Zodiac Signs Who Have A Wandering Mind

Leo, Libra, Aquarius, Gemini:

Mastering one subject

Knowing small amounts of infoabout any and all subjects because our curious brain can't just focus on one thing


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Zodiac Signs And Their Most Used Pickup Lines

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Signs as pickup lines

ARIES: "Is it hot in here, or is it just us?"

TAURUS: "Wanna know what this shirt is made of? Relationship material!"

GEMINI: "I've got A, E, and O—all I need is U and I ;)"

CANCER: "Do you have an extra heart? Mine was just stolen :P"

LEO: "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

VIRGO: "Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you!"

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What Are The Zodiac Signs Proud Of?

What Are The Zodiac Signs Proud Of

What Are The Zodiac Signs Proud Of?

Proud of their

ARIES: Arsenal of comebacks

TAURUS: Glow-up

GEMINI: Flawless pronunciation while placing their order at a French restaurant

CANCER: Friends

LEO: "Altruistic" deeds

VIRGO: Performance in their role as the (strict) mom friend

LIBRA: No makeup makeup look

SCORPIO: Internet sleuthing skills

SAGITTARIUS: Mindset

CAPRICORN: Standardized test scores from high school


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