Why The Signs Are Great
Aries: always on point somehow
Taurus: super cool
Gemini: super good humor
Cancer: knows how to fucking party
Virgo: flawless as fuck
Libra: always there for you
Scorpio: hot of
Sagittarius: social fucking butterfly
Capricorn: super smart
Aquarius: fucking perfect
Pisces: can be friends with legit anyone, super chill
What makes the signs happy
Aries – Friends
Taurus – Food
Gemini – Sudden plans
Cancer – Love
Leo – Care
Virgo – Cleanliness
Libra – Being Understood
Scorpio – Revenge
Sagittarius – Travel
Capricorn – Success
Aquarius – Money
Pisces – Dreaming
Things People Don’t Know About Us
Aries: Lives on tea/coffee
Taurus: Is bad with names
Gemini: Hates maths
Cancer: Believes in fairytales
Leo: Can never save money
Virgo: Wants to sleep 24×7
Libra: Believes in magic
Scorpio: Is an animal lover
Sagittarius: Daydreams a lot
Capricorn: Believes in true love
Aquarius:
You might be a _ if…
ARIES – You’ve ever lost your voice from screaming
TAURUS – You haven’t left your apartment in three days
GEMINI – You don’t know some of your friends’ last names
CANCER – You’re someone’s emergency contact
LEO – You don’t own sweatpants
VIRGO – You know exactly what you’ll be doing in 17 days
LIBRA – Your apartment decor is all from Urban Outfitters
SCORPIO – Your partner’s IG handle is tagged in your bio
Protecting your ego by
ARIES: Seeking out situations where you can be the hero
TAURUS: Withholding praise when someone outshines you
GEMINI: Speaking with authority on a topic you just heard about
CANCER: Judging people who do things you wish you had the guts to do
LEO: Picking out you
Childish behavior
ARIES: Points fingers when confronted
TAURUS: Avoids doing laundry till they have no clean underwear left
GEMINI: Borrows people’s stuff without asking and returns it damaged
CANCER: Gets jealous of their best friend’s other friends
LEO: Asks for help before attempting to do things themselves
VIRGO: Can’t resist an opportunity to say “I told you so”
LIBRA: Won’t read anything that doesn’t have pictures
SCORPIO
What they bring to a desert island
ARIES: A punching bag from the gym (and an emotional punching bag from their friend group)
TAURUS: An acoustic guitar to play “Wonderwall” on
GEMINI: Every volume of the Oxford English Dictionary to memorize
CANCER: Watercolor finger paints
LEO: A rotation of cute swimsuits so they’re ready whenever the rescue boats and news cameras show up
VIRGO: A 30-pound weighted blanket
LIBRA: Organic bug
Comforting you after a breakup
ARIES: Uses it as an excuse to key someone’s car like they’ve always wanted to
TAURUS: “At least you’re one step closer to finding The One”
GEMINI: Sends you an article about the science of heartbreak
CANCER: Moves in with you so you’re not alone
LEO: “Whatever, you know they’ll never do better than you”
VIRGO: “I didn’t want to say anything before, but here’s a list I’ve been keeping of all the reasons they weren’t good en
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