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Personal Motto Of Each Zodiac Sign
Personal motto…
ARIES: it’s better to ask forgiveness than permission, but it’s best to ask for neither
TAURUS: if it ain’t broke, use it over and over again till it is
GEMINI: even if they’re hating, at least they’re talking
CANCER: if I can’t go in sweatpants, then I’m not going
LEO: if at first, you don’t succeed, give up
VIRGO: nobody’s perfect-believe me, I’ve noticed
LIBRA: peace, Love, Unity, Respect, Charming your way out of having to take responsibility
SCORPIO:
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How Terrifying Are The Signs?
How TERRIFYING are the signs?…
Aries: I mean they’ll love you and all but don’t do shit like force them to love you. They will slap you right the fuck everywhere.
Taurus: Not very scary but will do shit when needed. Pat their heads and play games with them.
Gemini: Bro you don’t fuck with Geminis they seem p chill at first but damn they can shoot OPTIC LAZERS FROM THEIR FUCKING EYES.
Cancer: Cancers are CHILDREN they are CRABBY LIL FUCKS but they are only scary a little bit. Probably their vocab is the most terrifying.
Leo:<
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Different Zodiac Signs Are Crushing On Different People
Crushing on…
ARIES: anyone they can’t have
TAURUS: their long-term partner
GEMINI: anyone who can successfully outwit them
CANCER: yet another emotionally unavailable air sign
LEO: anyone who talks to them for more than 20 minutes
VIRGO: anyone who makes them feel needed
LIBRA: literally everyone
SCORPIO: their boss
SAGITTARIUS: themselves
CAPRICORN: their best friend
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Zodiac Signs Leave You For
Leaves you for…
ARIES…something that isn’t needy, like a brick wall
TAURUS…$30 and a Snickers
GEMINI…the lead singer of their favorite band
CANCER…their fancy new blender
LEO…a sugar daddy
VIRGO…their cat
LIBRA…their 25 other crushes
SCORPIO…an Al
SAGITTARIUS…their professor
CAPRICORN…a husband pillow
AQUARIUS…a fictional character
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Zodiac Signs Are In Love With
In love with…
ARIES…the feeling of running on pure adrenaline
TAURUS…the reliable pleasure of their morning oatmeal
GEMINI…the players and the game
CANCER…a fantasy of someone they don’t even know
LEO…all 53 of their best friends
VIRGO…the smell of freshly washed linen
LIBRA…the idea of beauty
SCORPIO…power and the cruel ladder that leads to it
SAGITTARIUS…the new self-actualized version of themselves
CAPRICORN
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Zodiac Sign That Leaves You For
Leaves you for:
ARIES: Something that isn’t needy, like a brick wall
TAURUS: $30 and a Snickers
GEMINI: The lead singer of their favorite band
CANCER: Their fancy new blender
LEO: A sugar daddy
VIRGO: Their cat
LIBRA: Their 25 other crushes
SCORPIO: An Al
SAGITTARIUS: Their professor
CAPRICORN: A husband pillow
AQUARIUS: A fictional character
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A Zodiac Sign Knows By Heart A Compliment Like
Knows by heart…
ARIES…all the specific compliments they’ve ever been given
TAURUS…the one recipe they make really well
GEMINI…48 digits of PI
CANCER…the floor plan of their childhood home
LEO…everybody’s niche drama even if they barely know the people involved
VIRGO…their daily ten-step skincare routine
LIBRA…the confrontation speech they rehearsed in the mirror
SCORPIO…their exes’ birth times
SAGITTARIUS
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