The “gets pissed if you don’t close the door behind you” squad
Me. It’s me. Close the fucking door.
The “gets pissed if you don’t close the door behind you” squad
Me. It’s me. Close the fucking door.
Defining the relationship:
ARIES: “It’s just physical”
TAURUS: Introduces you as their domestic partner after the third date
GEMINI: Introduces you as their “friend” even after you’ve been dating for 3 years
CANCER: “Soulmates”
LEO: Wears a bedazzled t-shirt that says “taken”
VIRGO: Makes you exchange lists of all your allergies
LIBRA: “My other half”
SCORPIO: Makes you sign a non-disclosure agreement
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Asking for forgiveness
ARIES: Acts like nothing ever happened
TAURUS: “I didn’t do it but I’ll clean it up”
GEMINI: Apologizes but doesn’t mean it
CANCER: Gives you a coupon for free hugs and laundry detergent
LEO: Makes you apologize for getting upset with them
VIRGO: Sends you a Venn Diagram with what is their fault, what is your fault, and what is just circumstance
LIBRA: Makes you a playlist of every song with “sorry” in the title
SCORPIO:
THE SIGNS’ EYES
Soft eyes:TAURUS – GEMINI – CANCER- LIBRA -CAPRICORN
Sexual eyes:LEO – SCORPIO – CAPRICORN
Wide eyes:ARIES – GEMINI – VIRGO – SAGITTARIUS- AQUARIUS
Fearless eyes:LEO – SAGITTARIUS – AQUARIUS
Sparkling eyes:TAURUS – CANCER – VIRGO – PISCES
Adorable eyes:ARIES – LIBRA – SCORPIO – CAPRICORN – PISCES
Zodiac Signs Quotes, Zodiac Personality Quotes, Zodiac
On a road trip
ARIES: Trying to make everyone play I Spy
TAURUS: Reclining and taking up multiple seats
GEMINI: Reading every funny bumper sticker out loud
CANCER: Has a week’s worth of mixed nuts and a playlist
LEO: Bag is overflowing with clothing options
VIRGO: Has a timer set for bathroom breaks
LIBRA: Gets left at the reststop and makes the whole car turn around to get them
SCORPIO: Becoming more misanthropic as the trip progresses
Call them if you need a…
ARIES: Wingman
TAURUS: Smothering hug that smells like vanilla and weed
GEMINI: Second opinion
CANCER: Therapy session full of questionable advice
LEO: Plus-one
VIRGO: Reality check
LIBRA: Distraction
SCORPIO: Getaway driver
SAGITTARIUS: Night out
CAPRICORN: Lawyer
AQUARIUS: Debate pa
Blames everything on…
ARIES: Sleeping poorly
TAURUS: Fate
GEMINI: Their nemesis of the week
CANCER: Being misunderstood
LEO: Everyone else being jealous
VIRGO: Bad air quality in their apartment
LIBRA: Themselves
SCORPIO: Not getting enough independence as a child
SAGITTARIUS: Mercury Retrograde
CAPRICORN: One bad grade they got in school that they think altered the traje
Refuses to…
ARIES: Chill
TAURUS: Care
GEMINI: Sleep
CANCER: Forget
LEO: Self-censor
VIRGO: Explain
LIBRA: Decide
SCORPIO: Forgive
SAGITTARIUS: Commit
CAPRICORN: Reconsider
AQUARIUS: Simplify
PISCES: Confront
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