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Zodiac Signs Are Miscommunicating Like
Miscommunicating…
ARIES: said the first thing that popped into their head instead of what they actually meant
TAURUS: they didn’t miscommunicate, you just misunderstood
GEMINI: changed their opinion completely since the last time you talked 2 hours ago
CANCER: expects you to intuit what’s wrong based on how heavily they’re sighing
LEO: sings “Cool” by Gwen Stefani at karaoke with multiple exes present
VIRGO: thought they told you the plan, but it was just a stressful dream
LIBRA: compl
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Know How Your Heart Is As Per Your Zodiac Sign
Your heart is…
ARIES: a giant ball of fire
TAURUS: an anchor
GEMINI: inside your brain
CANCER: in an heirloom locket around your neck
LEO: ten sizes too big
VIRGO: always racing
LIBRA: on your sleeve
SCORPIO: a tomb
SAGITTARIUS: a Paris
CAPRICORN: 404-File not found
AQUARIUS: Buried beneath ten layers of irony
PISCES: Made of glass
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As Nostalgic Summer Things For Each Zodiac Sign
As nostalgic summer things…
ARIES: doing tricks in the pool to impress your camp crush
TAURUS: climbing a tree so no one can bother you
GEMINI: catching fireflies
CANCER: the ice cream truck jingle
LEO: writing your name on the sand on the beach
VIRGO: putting aloe gel on a burn
LIBRA: an armful of ratty friendship bracelets
SCORPIO: telling scary stories around a bonfire
SAGITTARIUS: complicated bathing suit tan
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Zodiac Signs Can’t Stand People Who
Can’t stand people who…
ARIES: give preachy unsolicited advice
TAURUS: send 10 short texts instead of one normal one
GEMINI: think they’re smarter than they really are
CANCER: are only willing to make soft plans
LEO: give them actionable advice instead of just listening to them vent
VIRGO: play music on their phone out loud
LIBRA: make people feel bad about liking things
SCORPIO: throw their friends under the bus while flirting
SAGITTARIUS:
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Zodiac Signs As Stuff In Your Kitchen
As stuff in your kitchen…
ARIES: your microwave’s 1 minute on high power setting
TAURUS: the can of beans from 2009 at the back of the pantry
GEMINI: the plastic bag full of other plastic bags
CANCER: the ice cube that melted on the floor in front of the freezer that you step in and get your socks wet
LEO: your favorite burner on the stove
VIRGO: the keychain that’s also a corkscrew and a bottle opener
LIBRA: the jade roller in the otherwise empty freezer
SCORPIO:
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How Zodiacs Are Recharging Themselves
Recharging…
ARIES: flees into the woods for a few days to get the zoomies out
TAURUS: lathers on SPF 100 and basks in the sun until they doze off
GEMINI: fills an entire journal in one sitting and publishes it as a bestselling memoir
CANCER: goes skinny dipping under the moonlight and pretends they’re in a Lana Del Rey music video
LEO: goes window shopping for a present to give themselves
VIRGO: gets stressed curating an itinerary for their self-care day
LIBRA: rearranges their entire roo
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Loving Them Is Like: Know How It Feels To Love These Zodiac Signs
Loving them is like…
ARIES: Tandem skydiving
TAURUS: sleeping beneath a weighted blanket
GEMINI: Speaking a secret language nobody else can understand
CANCER: trying to coax a stray cat out from under a dumpster
LEO: having a lap dog
VIRGO: walking a tightrope
LIBRA: looking in a mirror
SCORPIO: playing chess against a bot
SAGITTARIUS: watching the same standup comedy routine o
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