The lies they tell:
Aries: It wasn’t me.
Taurus: I didn’t know it bothered you.
Gemini: No officer, I haven’t been drinking.
Cancer: Oh, I didn’t see you there.
Leo: I love you.
Virgo: We’ll be friends forever.
Libra: I never knew that.
Scorpio: You look good.
Sagittarius: I don’t like him!
Capricorn: I don’t know either.
Aquarius: I did all my homework:
Pisces: I was listening to what you were saying.