Zodiac Signs As Fruits

Zodiac Signs as Fruits

Zodiac Signs as Fruits:

Aries: Activated Razor Strawberry

Taurus: Experimental “Reverse Pear“

Gemini: Human foot someone threw into a tree.

Cancer: “Orange”

Leo: Fucked Up Darkweb Cyber-Lime

Virgo: Golden Delicious Apple (Attack Form)

Libra: Free Jazz Persimmon

Scorpio: Grapes (Full of Ketamine, Left in chimp enclosure)

Sagittarius: Fruit of Social Media

Capricorn: Hockey Puck Painted To Look Like A Mango

Aquarius: Plum-o-war

Pisces: Blockchain-Based Cherry

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