Zodiac Signs As Bad Puns

Zodiac Signs as Bad Puns

Zodiac Signs As Bad Puns

Aries: I lost my watch at a party. When I went looking for it, I saw some guy stepping on it while harassing a girl. So I walked up to the dude and punched him straight in the nose because no one does that to a girl… Not on my watch!

Taurus: I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

Gemini: My friend drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how his Mercedes bends.

Cancer: My friend’s bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast…

Leo: I’m close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don’t know Y…

Virgo: What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot? Mitosis.

Libra: Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24hrs, so they just called it a day.

Scorpio: When the scientist wanted to clone a deer, he bought a doe it yourself kit.

Sagittarius: Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped. It was otter chaos.

Capricorn: Einstein developed a theory about space and it was about time too…

Aquarius: Police were called to a daycare yesterday, where a three-year-old was resisting a rest…

Pisces: Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.


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