Zodiac Signs And Their Insults

Zodiac Signs and Their Insults

Zodiac Signs and Their Insults

Aries:
Wow, that’s a lovely shade of ultra bitch you’re wearing today.

Taurus:
If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I’d fart.

Gemini:
You shouldn’t play hide and seek, no one would look for you.

Cancer:
I’d slap you, bit shit stains.

Leo:
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Virgo:
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.

Libra:
I’m jealous of all the people that haven’t met you.

Scorpio:
I don’t exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I’d drink it.

Sagittarius:
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth.

Capricorn:
You bring everyone a lot of joy, when you leave the room.

Aquarius:
I wasn’t born with enough middle fingers to know how I feel about you.

Pisces:
Well, I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

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