The Dark Side:
Aries: Impulsive, explosive, childish
Taurus: Stubborn, materialistic
Gemini: Gossipy, bi-polar, cheater
Cancer: Messy emotions, overbearing
Leo: Inflated ego, attention seekers
Virgo: Picky, cruel, OCD
Libra: Boastful, ass kisser, flaky
Scorpio: Vengeful, jealous, spiteful
Sagittarius: addictions, blind love
Capricorn: Hard headed, greedy
Aquarius: Rebellious, unrealistic ideas
Pisces: Unhealthy isolation, illusions
Call them if you need a…
ARIES: Wingman
TAURUS: Smothering hug that smells like vanilla and weed
GEMINI: Second opinion
CANCER: Therapy session full of questionable advice
LEO: Plus-one
VIRGO: Reality check
LIBRA: Distraction
SCORPIO: Getaway driver
SAGITTARIUS: Night out
CAPRICORN: Lawyer
AQUARIUS: Debate pa
Blames everything on…
ARIES: Sleeping poorly
TAURUS: Fate
GEMINI: Their nemesis of the week
CANCER: Being misunderstood
LEO: Everyone else being jealous
VIRGO: Bad air quality in their apartment
LIBRA: Themselves
SCORPIO: Not getting enough independence as a child
SAGITTARIUS: Mercury Retrograde
CAPRICORN: One bad grade they got in school that they think altered the traje
Refuses to…
ARIES: Chill
TAURUS: Care
GEMINI: Sleep
CANCER: Forget
LEO: Self-censor
VIRGO: Explain
LIBRA: Decide
SCORPIO: Forgive
SAGITTARIUS: Commit
CAPRICORN: Reconsider
AQUARIUS: Simplify
PISCES: Confront
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Fantasies of the Zodiac Signs
ARIES: Creating an army of clones so you can achieve all the things you’d be capable of if you just had more time
TAURUS: Lounging on a velvet throne while your celebrity crushes feed you grapes and fan you with palm leaves
GEMINI: Possessing infinite knowledge about every subject
CANCER: Therapy is free and everyone learns to talk about their feelings
CAN FIGHTWANTS TOScorpioAriesVirgoAquarius
DOESN’T WANT TOSagittariusAquariusCancerTaurus
CAN’T FIGHTWANTS TOGeminiCapricornLeo
DOESN’T WANT TOPiscesLibra
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The Signs As Your Roommate
Aries: Hosts midweek ragers without asking permission
Taurus: Moves your stuff back to your room if it’s been in the common area for more than two hours
Gemini: Hosted 6 separate housewarmings to fit all of their friends
Cancer: Starts venting every time they catch you in the hallway
Leo: Loses your security deposit because they na
The Signs Drunk Crying About
Aries: Dropping their slice of pizza
Taurus: The emotions they’ve been soberly repressing
Gemini: Their lost phone (it’s actually just in their back pocket)
Cancer: None of their friends noticing that they weren’t having fun at the party
Leo: Getting rejected from the club
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