Zodiac Signs After A Breakup

Aries: Punches a wall.

Taurus: Can’t get out of bed.

Gemini: Won’t talk to anyone.

Cancer: Avoids you like the black plague.

Leo: Bawls their eyes out.

Virgo: Neatly packs away all your stuff and hides it.

Libra: Panics and lies down in fetal position.

Scorpio: Tries to control their breathing fails.

Sagittarius: Takes a really long depressing shower.

Capricorn: Verbally lashes out at you and others.

Aquarius: Cries to their friends and strangers.

Pisces: Looks at photos of you two and cries.