After A Breakup…
Aries: Punches a wall.
Taurus: Can’t get out of bed.
Gemini: Won’t talk to anyone.
Cancer: Avoids you like the black plague.
Leo: Bawls their eyes out.
Virgo: Neatly packs away all your stuff and hides it.
Libra: Panics and lies down in fetal position.
Scorpio: Tries to control their breathing fails.
Sagittarius: Takes a really long depressing shower.
Capricorn: Verbally lashes out at you and others.
Aquarius: Cries to their friends and strangers.
Pisces: Looks at photos of you two and cries.