Dealing With (Romantic) Rejection
Aries: If it didn’t work, I need to try again.
Taurus: You’re not following the script!
Gemini: ?????? I never asked you out, what are you talking about, who are you even?
Cancer: Tells everyone close to them about how sad they are. This is going to be the only topic of conversation for the next few weeks. Maybe even more.
Leo: I was doing everything right, though.
Virgo: I expected this outcome.
Libra: They must be playing hard to get.
Scorpio: Time to not open up for another ten years as I try and get over this.
Sagittarius: Reblogs sad quotes for a few days.
Capricorn: I was in denial about this outcome, but it’s okay, because I will bury this down along with all my other 3934672139239 issues.
Aquarius: Pffft, your loss, you idiot. It’s not like I ever liked you anyways. represses tears
Pisces: I will use this moment as a constant reminder to never do anything like this ever again.