Why Zodiac Signs Are Late
Aries – Doesn’t want to come too early.
Taurus – Takes too much time leaving their cozy, warm bed.
Gemini – Be thankful they come at all.
Cancer – Gets carried away to their favorite tune.
Leo – For detour coffee to perk up.
Virgo – Hasn’t managed to finish all the stuff planned for this day.
Libra – Can’t decide which socks better suit their trainers.
Scorpio – Being late is a part of their personal image.
Sagittarius – Forgets their time over the talk with a stranger.
Capricorn – Doesn’t want to exceed the speed limit.
Aquarius – Doesn’t believe in the concept of linear time.
Pisces – Loses track of time.