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The Zodiacs When Drunk



CAPRICORN: Trying to keep it together until they vomit and get kicked out
AQUARIUS: No one knows what they’re laughing at
PISCES: Most likely to black out
ARIES: Wakes up with bruises
TAURUS: Left the bar early to go get food
GEMINI: Has heart to heart with someone they just met
CANCER: Initiating shots…crying somewhere 2 hrs later
LEO: Flirting with everyone and posting way too many Instagram stories
VIRGO: Never drunk enough, would rather be at home
LIBRA: Disappears to go hook up with someone
SCORPIO: Either plastered drunk or completely sober. Makes it their mission to get laid
SAGITTARIUS: Never wants the night to end. “After party?!”

Stephen Sansa

I love astrology and everything even remotely related to it. For me, everything is written in the stars, and zodiac signs are one of the best ways to understand and know a person. As long as it is about horoscopes, astrology and sun signs, count me in!View Author posts