The Signs On A Road Trip
Aries: “Are we there yet?! ” x100 times
Taurus: Sleeps the entire trip.
Gemini: Too busy reading guidebooks and spouting trivia about the surroundings to actually see anything.
Cancer: Tries to instigate road trip games.
Leo: Insists on driving the whole way.
Virgo: In charge of maps and navigation.
Libra: Gets pissed off when the others don’t like their music.
Scorpio: Moodily reads the entire trip.
Sagittarius: Backseat driver. To the max.
Capricorn: Gets monumentally pissed off at having to sit for so long.
Aquarius: The trip was their idea. Really excitable.
Pisces: The one that loves sticking their hand out the window and daydreaming the whole time.