The Zodiac Signs In A Zombie Apocalypse

The Zodiac Signs In A Zombie Apocalypse

Aries: Makes themselves the leader but always leads people into trouble.  

Taurus: Complains about having to eat canned food.  

Gemini: Forgets not to talk when zombies are nearby.  

Cancer: Gets shit done, but complains they have to do everything.  

Leo: Constantly upset by the fact that their hair is oily.  

Virgo: Demands that everyone should focus on acquiring deodorant.  

Libra: Tries to make sure everyone stays in a good mood.

Scorpio: Is happy that they can now kill something without guilt.  

Sagittarius: Must prove that they can kill the most zombies.  

Capricorn: Finds an actual safe place to hide because everyone is incompetent.

Aquarius: Starts daydreaming then gets bit by a zombie.  

Pisces: Cries.

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The Zodiac Signs In A Zombie Apocalypse

Aries: Makes themselves the leader but always leads people into trouble.  

Taurus: Complains about having to eat canned food.  

Gemini: Forgets not to talk when zombies are nearby.  

Cancer: Gets shit done, but complains they have to do everything.  

Leo: Constantly upset by the fact that their hair is oily.  

Virgo: Demands that everyone should focus on acquiring deodorant.  

Libra: Tries to make sure everyone stays in a good mood.

Scorpio: Is happy that they can now kill something without guilt.  

Sagittarius: Must prove that they can kill the most zombies.  

Capricorn: Finds an actual safe place to hide because everyone is incompetent.

Aquarius: Starts daydreaming then gets bit by a zombie.  

Pisces: Cries.

Published On:

Last updated on:

Daisy Simon

’m Daisy Simon, member of the Editorial Team at Minds Journal, who loves exploring the cultural zeitgeist through cinema, and pop culture. I hold a degree in Sociology and I write on topics like lifestyle, relationships, feminism, mental health, and how they all connect to the world we live in today. My goal is to spark honest conversations that people can relate to and help us better understand the challenges and ideas shaping our generation.

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