The Zodiac Signs In A Zombie Apocalypse

The Zodiac Signs In A Zombie Apocalypse

The Zodiac Signs In A Zombie Apocalypse

Aries: Makes themselves the leader but always leads people into trouble.  

Taurus: Complains about having to eat canned food.  

Gemini: Forgets not to talk when zombies are nearby.  

Cancer: Gets shit done, but complains they have to do everything.  

Leo: Constantly upset by the fact that their hair is oily.  

Virgo: Demands that everyone should focus on acquiring deodorant.  

Libra: Tries to make sure everyone stays in a good mood.

Scorpio: Is happy that they can now kill something without guilt.  

Sagittarius: Must prove that they can kill the most zombies.  

Capricorn: Finds an actual safe place to hide because everyone is incompetent.

Aquarius: Starts daydreaming then gets bit by a zombie.  

Pisces: Cries.

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