The Zodiac Signs In A Zombie Apocalypse
Aries: Makes themselves the leader but always leads people into trouble.
Taurus: Complains about having to eat canned food.
Gemini: Forgets not to talk when zombies are nearby.
Cancer: Gets shit done, but complains they have to do everything.
Leo: Constantly upset by the fact that their hair is oily.
Virgo: Demands that everyone should focus on acquiring deodorant.
Libra: Tries to make sure everyone stays in a good mood.
Scorpio: Is happy that they can now kill something without guilt.
Sagittarius: Must prove that they can kill the most zombies.
Capricorn: Finds an actual safe place to hide because everyone is incompetent.
Aquarius: Starts daydreaming then gets bit by a zombie.